#would this maybe be polycombat in a way?

[thecanvascreature]

THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[huebris808]

trying to break out of my shell and post madcom hc shit aka Look At My One Of Many Weirdass Hank Ramblings, Boy

hank you know them. they're six-foot-something and wanted to try volleyball. they dont get sarcasm and refer to stuff as "thingys". they're the autistic power fantasy of throwing bricks at those who view you as subhuman. their bedroom's apparently just a mirror to practice cool poses with and a blanket and their favorite drink is eggs now according to the streams. and they are your new nonbinary president

im constantly fluctuating between Animation & MPN Are Two Different Timelines/Universes or They're The Same, But He’s Testing Which "Hank" Is More Favorable/Useful To Others

wasian hank truther baby. (jp+filipino-american)

this guy would probably use わたし/私 (ive seen a lot of artists use オレ/俺 for him though but i feel like its a bit?? much)

definitely had to pick up sign-language after [Vague Gesturing] All That

has autism in the way that they have No Clue they got it. like "damn i got [Specific Autistic Issues]. sucks that im so so normal and yet i must endure The Problems everyday"

speaking of autism, enjoys confined spaces sensory-wise. vents and boxes and shit like Come On Man. Do You See The Vision.

gonna be honest like half of the shit (Understatement) i got for hank is projection but what's madcom without that in some aspect!! that's the POINT man!!! [ON KNEES WAILING] that's the POINT

working in real estate and as a mercenary since The Incident made their self-worth go to SHIT; in a world that dehumanizes you, you are quick to dehumanize yourself. this is where the power of lesbian friendship comes in

subconsciously puts doc on a pedestal over time, leading to (See Bullet 1); this dissipates after they somehow reach a conversation of Bitch We Are Both Equals And Fighting For Our Fucking Lives Out Here THEY SOLVE SHIT TOGETHER MAN!!! THEY SOLVE IT

sorry. sorry. im trying to delete it

out of nowhere maybe its the Autistic Projection maybe its cause im allergic to Sadstuck Shit i dont dig negative stuff with 2bhank it just feels Wrong :-( i wish i could word this better but like. i need these little chesspiece fucks to learn to communicate

what i will refer to as the Newspaper Era (aka the time before we got doc characterization from arena mode) caused people to make some weirdass depictions of their relationship and im glad its phasing out. The Horrors

main 4 are all butch lesbians btw. not sorry about that one

also POLYCOMBAT TRUTHER this dude would HATE how vulnerable these three would make them feel at first. they're the first to actually treat him like A Guy and that fuck him up a bit initially

i think eventually they all reach a point where they're able to do stupid shit together like fireworks or breaking chairs over each other heads. you've seen how doc is don't exclude him from doing dumbass shit

"erm… actually they wouldnt be friends or have fun or date theyre ruthless criminals and madcom is cruel :/" L + ratio + the rule of The Funniest Thing Is The Answer in madcom prevails + That's The Devil Talking, Boy

shit at technology. if they had a blog their lack of skills would loop back around to make them the most powerful shitposter on earth

there's definitely more that im missing here and takes that Don't Suck (for example people need to put out more hankford content. Cmon Man) but my brain has this shit Queued Up in a way so. Yeah

[youraveragemii]

what about some hankmos headcanons............? and maybe dankford as well..... polycombat my beloved

DO U WANT ME TO LIST MINE OR DO U WANNA THROW URS AT ME ? either or is fine by me :] (EDIT) Hankmos!!! - Deimos is definitely a cuddly guy and so is Hank, but Hank's the type of like . cat where HE has to come up to YOU to snuggle . cannot be the other way around - Deimos also thinks its very important to smother hank in compliments, gotta up his confidence in himself - Hank cannot cook for shit , he downright refuses to even touch a stove . hes a mass murderer , NOT a cook - also theyre very affectionate with eachother in their own ways . they like to roughhouse with eachother and jokingly 'throw hands' - dei also steals hank's jacket and runs around in it, despite it being FAR too large on him and him slipping and eating CONCRETE - he also tries to steal hank's boots and then he will slip and eat concrete again bc deimos doesnt learn from his experiences , he jsut think its funnier every time POLYCOMBAT !! - it goes in an order of whos the most affectionate/snuggly . sanford, deimos then hank . sanford WILL snore in his sleep and hank is nearly tempted to shove a pillow down his throat while deimos is just content to have a free pillow - sanfords the best cook out of them and can literally make the best food out of NOTHING . deimos is fascinated EVERY time . hank thinks its charming - hank and sanford are a little weird when it comes to affection with eachother but sanford always makes it his duty to ask the boys pronouns for today and if hanks nonverb or verbal!! it helps him be able to communicate :D - deimos most definitely is the hypeman in the relationship . sanford's not a very confident man in his abilities UNLESS he's fighting so deimos just swoops in and goes heyyyy good lookin :] - hank also will initiate compliments if he feels like it . examples would be like hank coming up and giving a kiss on sanford's hand or telling deimos that he looks nice today - hes not very direct with his words so "i love you" is rare sometimes but he says it in diff ways like . "i admire you" which sanford can translate for deimos