#xena lb ⚔️

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I love that this show starts from the very beginning saying "yeah xena has slaughtered numerous villages and orphaned children but don't worry about it she's good now 🫶" like

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they were like we don't need other actors ok we have lucy lawless. she will play everyone. and then it was the best shit you've ever seen in your life

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"does xena ever think about settling down?" "no, she likes what I do- what she's doing" SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP LMAO

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xena episode that's just like yeah these women are FUCKING btw. if that wasn't clear

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I was like wow this callisto being immortal thing came out of nowhere did I miss an episode? turns out it was an episode of fucking hercules 🙄 girl I am not watching that.

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GIRL. WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....

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***WOMEN*** love to have homoerotically charged conversations in front of a campfire

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xena is so special because instead you have to find yaoi in the wind between blades of grass... xena won't stop looking at gabrielle like she's the most wonderful thing in the world meanwhile there's two guys here where I'm like well. I guess they're kinda gay if you care about that sort of thing 🥱 and that's like the closest gay male subtext we've ever ever got

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rip gabrielle xwp you would have loved the hot to go dance

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xwp best tv show ever btw

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GABRIELLE PRETENDING TO BE XENA...

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this show's idea of christianity is funny as fuck...

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they literally made 90s dyke yona of the dawn/bbc merlin. this is for ME!!!

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was sooooo exhausted and needed to charge my phone and just wanted to be present watching xena because it's all I could fathom watching forty minutes ago it was the only thing on my mind fr. SO. I didn't liveblog episode 18... however that was the best shit I've ever seen in my life. we did the moment of truth for real <3 and it was all about gabrielle who is literally the greatest character ever the fact that you guys don't know gabrielle devastates me I've not even finished season one and she's seriously an all time great she's sneaky and cunning she thinks on her feet she's BRILLIANT like truly such a bright mind but she's also extremely earnest and silly and whimsical and she's so smart because she's a STORYTELLER she's a WRITER she's a BARD!!!! and she's sooooo insanely funny renee o connor the actress that you are... literally my best girl I can't believe in all my knowledge of xena (admittedly extremely little) I never knew Her like I like xena (she was dyking OUT this ep <3) but gabrielle is a whole other level she's your favourite character's favourite character she's your dream girl's dream girl... and her exposed midriff has got me acting unwise but that's neither here nor there

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ok so basically this is a flashback episode less than fifteen episodes into the entire show but I'm not even mad because it's done through gabrielle being a bard... yay ❤️

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kind of twisted and evil to introduce our two female leads in the first episode and then immediately separate them in the next so they can each hang out with a man... kind of lame and loserly frankly.