#ya boy bouta get older yall

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Lmao

I guess I’m really at that age. I just got carded (like seriously, the waitress intently scanned my drivers license forever and then asked me to recite my birthday, like she had a “gotcha”), and honestly at less than 8 months away from turning 40, I was stuck somewhere between feeling annoyed and flattered

Lol, I suppose that’s a tad bit better than when I was going into the gas station recently and some cat ran up and grabbed the door for me and said, “here you go sir,” and for a split second I looked around to see who tf he was talking to

Am I seriously going to need to get myself a front lawn to start yelling at kids now, or can I just yell at clouds?