#yall remember gibby YEAH

[todayisafridaynight]

I DID SAY I WAS SORRY... Best of luck on your quiz tomorrow <3 and hey who knows maybe Jo'll take his shirt off next game

Quiz’ll be easy its just psych. Like the like 90 shots of tsutsumi shirtless living in my psych Ha Gottem.

Christ.

[itsdoctorme]

We went on a Cali trip; these are thoughts and quotes from the experience

-1am, on the road, the only thing that's truly real is the foam soap from the Loves's gas station - the pointy helmet that german solider had is the reason everyone blamed them for ww1 -everyone in your life would've crossed your path someway or another -2:58am "its too early for this" "or is it too late for this????" -"i really like the tiny plastic cups here" - *yelling* who wants to fuckin check out my curves!!?? - "i thought that said 'comedy on dick' " "well i though it said 'comedy on babes' " -walks into the ajecent hotel room "wow ur guys' carpets so much better." "Yea it really ties together the room" -"look Sam! More wall!!" -guy has his coat on his shoulder and belt through one loop hangin down. If that aint vegas idk what is -yall drinkin smuckers?? -"that's enough" -it tastes like im eating a flower - I look exactly how i felt - "see that security guard?? I could take him down" -"Yall in need of some lovin" - "thats the smallest trailer park ive ever seen" - "go camping in Joshua Tree, California and you'll meet some interesting characters" -"you used to call windmills, 'woorlygigs' " - ive never been happier to see street lamps -how can my pants get any more tiny??!! -tiny pants on the tiny chair - he thought we wouldn't fight him because he was in yum yum donuts -"they lit the cross of a methodist church on fire" -"that quick stop; my brother robbed it with a watergun" -"of course there never was any gangsters and thugs, people just thought there was" -the best bros are fools -"you guys and your huge sushi fetish" -"i think you have a margarita fetish" - *mom visibly drunk* "talk about dissassociation" -nice blinker! Fuckstick! - *cars honking* "god i love san Francisco" -"buses accepted" "wow i knew san francisco was accepting but i didnt know they accepted busses too" -tiny house, tiny pants -now, where are all of these pretty girls ive been hearing about - the cold air and pretty houses made me remember how everything is okay -"yo bitches are being meanies" -it's icy. ,,,, instead of spicy " -"thank you for cracking the code" -*pops out the closet* "anybody call for a gay??" -symmetry is for squares -size matters when you're shmoking -this whole city is the neighborhood - i could make a bridge, i made one outta popsicle sticks -*in a confused voice* wharf??? -*looking at seagulls* look at that pigeon -nate: fragrant/mad cranberry sam: boss bitch/but like they fit in here Mikey: dandy -the lemon is spicy!! -it doesnt tale this long to tuck in your seat belt -lemme go on his wiki -"i dont want no damn pizza" -"flip a bitch, what a good term" -its like a waning gibby. Gibby's full name is gibbis -she will give you a bandaid if you have a bruise - Things mikey has snagged: i got 20 packets of tea, 4 bars of soap, 6 hotel pens, 4 paper pads, 2 we care cards, 10 hotel key cards, 2 mints, 2 shampoos, 3 lotions, 2 conditioners -polishing a knife with a baby wipe -im so metal getting fuzzies on my knife -chocolate is a sex food -the frosties from Wendy's are just frozen chocolate milk -"ya i got an ebay store goin, so what?" -"you look like you are about to hit the half pipe in 2006" -*about the fish* "you caged asshole" -"its like a symphony of horns!" -"i always have people make em for me! They are fun to eat!" -jelly fish are the offical sea pancake -that fuckin butterfly causin storms -oh no, yeah, for sure -"Im loving this old road" -flip that back on the dash