#yeah yeah ‘it’s sexy so he can bite me’— stfu I’m here for his status effect
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It’s kinda funny seeing how people are collectively struggling to get the romance they want in BG3.
Not me tho, I’m as curious and morally bankrupt as the vampire.
#he has the highest affinity and I’m not even trying for it#I still get disapproval messages but eh#I just have to let people murder innocent goblins and astarion is positively giddy#and let him bite me#yeah yeah ‘it’s sexy so he can bite me’— stfu I’m here for his status effect#I’m STRUGGLING in these mid-game fights and I need all the buffs I can get#yeah bruv get ya a bite idfc just keep being a powerhouse with Karlach and you can drink your fill of anything#cryptic ramblings#I don’t even want him carnally I want him under a microscope
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