#yes Shakespeare all of the perfumes in Arabia cannot sweeten your fucking personality

[emeraldtawny]

It is i, the Screm-Anon. YES I FUCKING AGREE WITH YOUz, theo would totally do that but i think he secretly also is a soft doofus....wait...I’m pretty sure everyone in this fucking mansion is secretly a soft doofus(except vincent tho, he’s the doofus baron of soft-looking-babey) ANYWAY i love their pets so much!!! They are so DAmN AdOrabLe! I mean, LEO WITH KITTY, HE LOVES HIS KITTY SM, VINCENT WITH BRUSHHH BABY!! Lmao and then there’s stabby bitch Shakes, with a bunny-loaf-blob(the bun is cute)

Screm anon, perfect name 10/10

Welcome to my TedTalk. Topic: everyone in Ikémen Vampire is an idiot™️ on the idiot spectrum™️ and they should all be loved and protected.

AND YES, THE PETS. THE PETSSSSSS!!!

I love birbs so I automatically love Mozart’s owl Schelm and Dazai’s finch Bunta (precious pudgy poof babies, must scratch the feathery noggin). Another trash panda to love and snuggle uwu~ And, Loki aside, what’s this theme of the yanderes having bunnies?! I mean, I love it but also....why must the smol fluffy bunbun be the companion of a man who has 100% thought about keeping me in the depths of a dungeon to make me have a Lady Macbeth-level breakdown? 0-o