#yes they are a variant of hal/barry. no i'm not going to elaborate.

[hourcat]

okay i gotta. piarles + justice league 😌💖

"you've got to be kidding me," charles says flatly, tapping his lantern ring against the edge of the table that pierre is all but spreading himself over, the fabric of his speedster suit stretching impossibly taut over every crevice of his body. "i am not having sex with you in the watchtower--especially not on the meeting table?!?!"

pierre scowls, pausing his attempt at unzipping the red suit to prop up on his elbows and deliver the most miserable look charles has ever seen in his life when he says, "what, it's not like anyone is even here right now."

charles is going to kill the flash, and it's going to be front page news across the world, but it will be worth it because there is no way he can be a scientist and this stupid--"and batman has a camera hidden in every corner of this place, have you forgotten?"

pierre rolls his eyes, shimmies a little so that the suit starts to slip off his shoulders, and mutters "well i think mr. hamilton could stand to lighten up a little."

send me a ship and a word and i'll write you five sentences <3