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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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I’ve managed to minimise the discomfort of being misgendered by finding amusement in others’ confusion

“Are you a boy or a girl?”

You tell me buckaroo take a wild guess, I’ll laugh no matter what you say

My pronouns? Yea you can have em but now your still wondering what the fuck is up with me cross dressing once or twice a week

If anyone confronts me about it? No idea what you’re talking about bud there’s no shenanigans going on over here

This has gotten me hit on multiple times and it’s hilarious

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cant i at least go through the horrors without being misgendered? like. cmon. the horrors AND gender dysphoria??? seems a bit much, doncha think?

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playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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texts from my father continue

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Lightbulbasaur 💡

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which ao3 tag are you?

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i fucking love when people i followed for one thing start posting about their other interests /gen /srs

like yes my dash is mostly my fandoms but there's also random other stuff i know nothing about

so shoutout to all the lovely people on here im following who post about cars, or the outsiders, or their ocs, or object shows, or red dead redemption 2, or tf2, or solarballs, or fallout, or lethal company, or my little pony, or despicable me, or any of the other funny little things i get to see on my dash

no, you aren't 'cursing your mutuals' with your interests. i love to see them!!!

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don't you think being suspended upside down by your ankles and beaten with steel pipes would feel pretty good for the first couple strikes

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took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

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You guys think im doing okay? Id like to introduce you to a concept called lying.

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"