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queeraang · 2 years

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you know i'm watching cats again (stage version) and among the many sins of the 2019 movie, the one that really chaps me is that they nerfed mistoffelees so he could be straight

movie misto needing to be hyped up by a woman he met 40 minutes ago in order to save old deuteronomy

meanwhile stage misto is out here doing cartwheels and toe touches and shooting lighting bolts while rum tum tugger, clinically down bad, talks about how good he is at magic

#you adapt a show about people writhing around in lycra and nuzzling each other indescriminately #AND YOU MAKE GOD'S PERFECT TWINK MAGICIAN STRAIGHT??#it does peeve me that they got a bunch of big names who were all too busy to actually give a fuck about being there to shoot #so all the cats sing their own songs (goofy) and also don't really interact #i'm trying to keep too much of my cats screaming off twitter #i like to pretend people respect me over there

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