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hiccupbutpurple · 11 months

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I had a dream last night where Hiccup, for whatever reason, bleached his hair but he didn’t do it very evenly and so he got a cloak with a hood and rushed to Astrid’s house just as the sun was rising. He snuck in and woke her up and it was like

‘Hiccup what are you doing?’

‘I need your help.’

‘What do you mean? You okay?’

‘You can’t tell anyone.’

‘Okay.’

And then he pulls back the hood and shows off his now bleached blond but patchy hair. Bits of his normal hair are just littered throughout it and he didn’t take the little braids out so they are patchy too.

And the solution that Astrid came up with was cutting off her hair and they made Hiccup a wig (because time doesn’t matter in dreams) and then later the gang was flying back to the edge and everyone just kept glancing at blond wig Hiccup and short hair Astrid but she would glare at anyone who started to say anything.

#hiccstrid #get yourself a girlfriend that will make you a wig out of her hair #my reason for sharing this is for people to imagine Hiccup in a wig tbh #and also Short hair Astrid but I think I’ve seen quite a bit of that floating around and it’s lovely #unless I’m thinking of Ruffnut’s short hair #you can blame that and Sir Ulgerthorpe #but I’m pretty sure Astrid with short hair has to be a thing #more stuff happened in the dream but it’s not relevant #and the convo had more speaking but I can’t remember it so that’s just the general meaning #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson #rtte #httyd #how to train your dragon #race to the edge

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