#you know that ppl would be making 'officer down' jokes about some cop getting killed by an alien robot
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IDW1 must take place on an alternate Earth where no one has ever heard of ACAB and everyone wears "thin blue line" merchandise because there's literally no other way that a single Autobot killing a USAmerican cop in self defense would be such worldwide news that even Mexican journalists would go "OMG???? You like, killed a cop?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?" and it wasn't even framed as like, "you killed a human," the phrasing every time any character talked about it was very specifically "he killed a cop".
The cop was also threatening to shoot a group of surrendering/not-attacking/injured Autobots btw which is just the icing on the cake honestly lmao
#yeah i still think about how that plot point's handling in phase 2 was fucking dumb#you can't convince me that if a usamerican cop got shot by an alien people wouldn't be making memes about it#ppl would be making memes like 'you know a pig is a pig because he'll even shoot alien robots when they're surrendering'#i'm also mad bc the gun that that cop had was a replica of cybertronian guns that meg spread among earth's populace#and what's worse is spike and this other guy literally HEARD M EXPLAIN HIS EVIL PLAN ABOUT THIS#but somehow in phase 2 literally no one ever brings it up ever again#like not even spike brings up the whole 'yeah M had mind controlling guns that he did specifically to destabilize the population'#he was just like 'nah that autobot shot a cop the autobots are evil now'#but like. i wanna make the earth ac/ab memes so badly lmao#you know that ppl would be making 'officer down' jokes about some cop getting killed by an alien robot#don't try to tell me that it's bc they're alien robots people would suddenly support the US#ppl literally make 9/11 jokes bc they hate the US that much don't even try to tell me earth would suddenly unite over a usamerican cop#getting shot on the job no less#and this is also a story written by barber who's literally the ac/ab writer that gave OP shit for being a cop so like#it's honestly so baffling. like was he trying to make a point about police brutality#bc jazz is black coded and he killed a cop so that's why barber wrote everyone hating jazz for it?#idek it's just another one of those stupid plot contrivances i hate and make me unable to take the rest of the story seriously
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This is Mac and cirk at work. They bother him for an hour literally arguing blabbing agreeing. Mac figured out some of our stuff. Lies about most things. And does this of him in effigy. The man was revived said caa saved his life. He did. Faked sickness. Then added by exhaustion. Revived easily in a jail cell. Was very very cool. Landed in the right neighborhood they exacted real revenge and hung them all upside down as tho utalians do. These here are accused of treason when Macs had them do it to nab us instead something they all advised against corky influenced the Macs decision.by attaching torsos to so many it hurt. He's an idiot his records went out today they castrate and of them they find.
He's a horror show but Macs make it worse. We saw him smile in mx burn tons had fun burn none cops drug busts. The black people suffer we free Gu now help. We get ours up and assist. They need it badly as we did these are horror shows. And corky us why we win not lose so who cares. Macs did this they pay. They say to asphixiate caa we know it we turn them hard now. We find thier houses hit them kill them now.
And we need help.
Gu
We issue The Intel to all groups interested we need all ours out they see black neighborhoods empty huge caravans leave. Ships escort. They need to move. Now. These are ugly idiots and all ours ape great ape need to move now. All his all our ppl out we assist make it happen. Duke Nukem Blockbuster all teams on you I preside over...we hit all. Hades you are on point and Zues big booms now. We figured out He had it ready as I ordered it.
He says ready Thor...i say yes
Then 10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1.0
Times up you were helpful again Macs.
And we hear this we have had it we can't communicate with them and boom boom right after he said it. Seconds later Mac says your all dead and boom boom horrendously huge bombs went off and then we heard this how did you calculate it. Let Christopher Walker do it.
Pow pow boom bang huge bombs one nearly tossed a city into the Potomac...from South Carolina. Giant assholes rigged so many buildings it's no good we pulled them from all over. Not many said so thinking it's these here Macs.
Pow it goes up. Blam blam blam like a massive hammer flattens areas. And we saw his rage controlledvrrom years of refining it no holding himself in check. We to do the same. Tons of times others forced his to look into us then got some Intel to live. We allowed it they came in we looked at them it worked he said it would held my ground listened heard it. Then we here the two school boys what do we do we are ruimed. Huge hammers flattening us to death. They resisted no heard it thought how then made it happen. Loopy. Huge bombs globally in response to trumps attempts to harm ours we flattemed his areas in Australia.
We hit all cloning then rehitvthen double up blast zap micro use heavy and are use skynet are planets are Galactus are jobs are giant ones too. HUMUNGOUS and saw this wow. Hreard it too need the ships we all heard it it's us easy calc we did it found the number need them all.
All.
Now. We Raise. Thats what they do stall. Targets acquired we toast the clans ofvthese and all Macs around here your a joke a bad one.
Thor
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