#you know the one where homer has disappointed bart for the nth time and bart's like RIGHT I'M GETTING A NEW DAD | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fazcinatingblog · 2 years

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so unfair when you have an idea and you type away on your phone for hours like "wow this is so good, it'll be the longest fic ever" and then you check the thumbnail on the computer and IT DOESN'T EVEN FILL THE THUMBNAIL

#i didn't even title it though #it doesn't need a title #anyway it was what i wrote when the chapter ended with JAMES #and now i'm up to chapter trent bianco and it feels like the moment's passed #hate to think what i wrote #i definitely didn't write that matthew was still drinking in secret #matthew u ok #will matthew ever be okay #honestly #like the fear that he'll turn out like cordelia's father......... i just #i mean he went away with the love of his life TO PARIS and promised to put down the drink and he COULDN'T #like he's the cool fashionable option for cordelia after that brooding mess of a husband #matthew's like the... brother in that simpsons episode #you know the one where homer has disappointed bart for the nth time and bart's like RIGHT I'M GETTING A NEW DAD #and then when they see homer at the thing and the new dad is like 'homer? so this is the drunken alcoholic gambler?'#and homer's like 'yep that's me'#just owning it #james is that #some brooding herondale who'd rather wallow in his own sadness than get what he wants #'i COULD tell cordelia the truth and explain orrrrrrrrr i have this gene inside me that just wants a dark room and a paintbrush'#'i could profess my love to cordelia orrrrrrrrr i could rant at these pesky ducks who keep pooping in my pool'#if there's not a broody herondale in every series written by cassie clare then i don't want it #wait who's the broody herondale in emma and julian's story????#probably jace #i mean julian obviously is broody but maybe he's like painting portraits of jace in a dark room bitterly wondering what emma sees in him #'i told you julian for the last time i just want to be a warrior like jace!!! i'm not in love with him!!!'#julian bitterly thinking 'right sure that explains the poster of him in your room'#'you already told me that poster was the first thing you'd grab in a fire'#emma just like 'ugh god julian it's you i like godddd you idiot' storms off to see cristina (i can't remember her name).#wait i just remembered there's an actual herondale in emma and julian's story YEAH BUT HE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH AIRTIME

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