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tcfactory · 4 months

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i was going through some old asks and now im colluding concepts og!mobei finds out og!sqh is no.1 emergency fuck of the peak. bro is the sect bicycle. mobei is seething and he doesnt know why. sqh also doesnt know why. "WHY ARE YOU MAD YOU USE ME FOR THE EXACT SAME THING?!" the word 'use' makes him more mad. he is sulking and no one here realises its jealousy

Please imagine MBJ somehow arriving to the conclusion that SQH has to have some special magic dick that made them pick him as the best emergency fuck. And ofc MBJ has to try for himself, maybe that will help shed some light on things.

(They are not going to learn anything about why SQH is the sect bicycle, but they do learn that he has sadistic dom tendencies that MBJ enjoys probably more than he ever expected.)

#MBJ enters his pillow princess era much to SQH's annoyance #his life was so much easier when MBJ was content to get info in exchange for his help #now he has to clear three evenings a week to indulge his stupid demon or he gets mopey and won't get anything done #unexpected butterfly effect include MBJ half-assing the IAC attack bc he's sulking at SQH #bc SQH had to go on a long trip and didn't have time for him #so LBH doesn't get Abyssed and things go in weird directions instead #directions with less death and torture and significantly more “MBJ decides he likes that 'magic dick' enough to officially marry SQH for it #please imagine the absolute madness of LBH getting unsealed when the sect already agreed to entertain MBJ's courtship #SQQ is going to fucking spit blood #LBH suddenly internalizes that maybe they all just 'felt' that he was a demon that's why they mistreated him #and doubles down on proving to his shizun that he's good!! he can be so good!!!#good news for him SQQ will be probably too intimidated to try and keep bullying him bc holy shit heavenly demon #you know. the usual flavor of wacky madness with slightly charred Bingge and SJ

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