#you think the problem would be the deidara-itachi tension but actually it's tori and shisui smiling pleasantly at each other

[mixelation]

Obsessed with shisui and tori's friendship, if you can call it that. They dont even like eachother but theyre bound by their bond to this one freak. They go on double dates and are in the same book club. ....the double date concept is hysterical. i could see tori deciding out of spite "yk what i WILL go on this double date but its gonna be NORMAL bc i am a fun and pleasant person!! Shisui can do his own dirty work!" She tries to 'cover' for itachi's social ineptitude and manages to make it so so much worse

yes yes, you get it!!

the worst part is that at no point does tori consciously go "i care about/like itachi." she just realizes shisui is trying to take advantage of his Freak Behavior and she's like NO HOW DARE YOU HE TRUSTS YOU. ignore that tori regularly just aims itachi at people she doesn't like. it's only okay if SHE does it

tori and shisui are in each other's spaces for forever and they do not like it