#you will get your le sexe when I replay as a lady drow pls calm down until then
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astarion: meet me in the forest for a quickie
astarion half naked between the trees in the forest:
#I don't want to beegee 3 post but this was so fucking funny I don't know why#why he casually walks out of the woods half naked with that face#bro killed me twice (one by sucking then by this). what a silly bitch#the only two people who haven't made advances towards me are wyll and shadowheart lmfao even though sh is almost maxed out#she was like 'hey let's drink wine together as friends :)' and I cried many tears#I haven't even brought gale to anything and bro just straight up "HEY I JUST MET U. AND THIS IS CRAZY'#sdgjhsdg please let's keep it on the gloves eating basis pls#laezel keeps telling me how i miss out by rejecting her. i keep rejecting her but she keeps going#YOU'RE MY EVIL BROTATO CHIP STOP THIS. I LOVE U IN A BROZONE WAY#you will get your le sexe when I replay as a lady drow pls calm down until then#shit is wild#nadine's blah blah
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