#you're just acting like a complete fuckwit for acting like this

[i-cant-meme]

Fuck you all. I saw the this thread in response to a video of a couple laughing about their child bawling her fucking eyes out in the middle of the night because she awoke due to her mother screaming mid sex and when she came desperate to see what was going on she found a locked door. Now cut to some FUCKWITS going from this to saying:

-Oh yeah weird shit happens when you're a child, no way to avoid that haha

-I had no problem in discovering my parents having sex in a situation grossly different from that on the video so...man the fuck up I guess? The kid cannot act like she's five just cause she's five

-Your parents have sex, deal with it

-SOME PRINT OF A GDMM IDIOT SAYING THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN HE SMUSHED AN AVOCADO DURING HIS CHILDHOOD AND HE COULD NOT STAND THE FRUIT FOR TWENTY. WHOLE. YEARS. AND THAT'S JUST LIFE THEN, TOUGH LUCK FOR EVERYONE ALIVE.

Now that I slept a full hour and processed what the fuck I read, the sheer depth of the stupidity of EVERY single argumment on that post pro fucking kids up baffles me. Like no shit edgelord, everything is new and weird and maybe scary THAT'S WHY THINGS ARE SLOWLY INTRODUCED AS WE AGE. You learn shapes before geometry, because you cannot possibly make sense of the later without shapes. You learn that people die someday, and ideally that happens before you accidentally watch someone be murdered in front of your eyes. AND when the order is inversed, we get a little thing called TRAUMA you absolute doorknob for brains of an idiot. That's the situation where you saw something that you had no logical or emotional tools to process, and now your brain is FuNkY until you work very hard on it.

Much like someone with 1/5 of a working brain and more than two days interacting with humans could say, would happen if when you're five - and peeing in a toilet is one of the scariest things if done to date - and you wake up in the middle of the night to the screams of the person who actually always helps YOU with the new scary things, and you can't even reach that person. Of course, with the added bonus of seeing her laughing at you when you finally reach her. This kid did not know sex, much less hardcore sex. Even violence is still something completely abstract to her (I'm NOT educating dipshits on child psychology to that extent, accept that children learn destruction before violence or go pick up a book, fuck you), and all of a sudden, she wakes up inside what she can probably only interpret as a nightmare.

There's a reason for having a whole tv trope of fucked up adults suddenly remembering they caught their parents on the act without further explanation.

This is also the reason porn fucks up pre teens so much in the head 99% of the cases. Their sexual development gets completely jumbled up because there's no rhyme or reason to the internet, much less to the pornographic industry.

"Oh yeah weird shit happens when you're a child, no way to avoid that haha"

Yes, like eating a bug or using ugly clothes that adults find cute. When you're mocked for thinking the person you love the most on the world is being brutally murdered in the next room because a pair of idiots COULD NOT fuck in silence or just hold it in their pants, that creates trauma for life. That's something to be avoided at all costs and the fact that it happened with so little regard for the child is the reason you call CPS anonymously everywhere on this planet (not because this IS a CPS situation, but bc illustrates so perfectly that having a child in no way, shape or form equates knowing how to raise one, caring and protecting It).

"I had no problem in discovering my parents having sex in a situation grossly different from that on the video so...man the fuck up I guess? The kid cannot act like she's five just cause she's five"

First of all, go die on a ditch. I cannot fanthom being this level of stupid whilst being able to read something as long as this, but I will say anyway that every case used as an example was not ten percent of the scenario on the video. And if someone pops up to say that to them it was, emottionaly speaking, congratulations, learn some fucking empathy then you fucking skinsack of child abuse.

"Your parents have sex, deal with it"

I could agree with you if you were not that thing that clings to the inside of sewage pipes, awakened to life and with access to internet. You can DEAL with that which you UNDERSTAND. A teenager acting yucky because their parents kissed or something is stupid and STILL TO BE EXPECTED. A child scared shitless because she does not know sex nor violence and cannot even UNDERSTAND whats going and therefore panics and cries IS ALSO JUST THE NORMAL FUCKING REACTION. What she needs is conforting, better parents and probably some therapy down the road.

And honestly, I cannot even begin with the avocado guy. First of all, obvious sensory issues there buddy, I'm honestly sorry no one took you to an avaliation. But also, you describe a situation that has 1/1000 of the complexity and psychological impact of what happens in the video, and explains how it took you TWENTY years to process that...and yet everyone should just act like nothing happened and let the child figure it out for herself? Man... It saddens me to think about how far back in the evolutionary history of human kind we would need to go back in order to find your peers.

And that's that. I wish I could continue forever on this site thinking that, except for the nazis, everyone here is cool and interesting and has at least two working braincells. But alas, reality makes a game out hunting out dreams.

[pesterloglog]

Vriska Serket, Tavros Nitram, Meenah Peixes

Act 6, page 7854-7866

VRISKA: TAVROS????????

TAVROS: yES, tHAT'S ME,

TAVROS: hI AGAIN FINALLY, uHHHH,

TAVROS: aLIVE VRISKA?

TAVROS: tHAT SEEMS LIKE A DIFFERENT TWIST OF EVENTS, i DIDN'T EXPECT, aND DON'T UNDERSTAND, bUT,

TAVROS: iT DOESN'T CHANGE MUCH ABOUT MY CURRENT MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT,

VRISKA: What accomplishment?!

VRISKA: What are you doing with all these ghosts?

VRISKA: Is this...

VRISKA: Is this a GHOST ARMY?!?!?!?!

TAVROS: iT IS INDEED,

VRISKA: And I'm to 8elieve YOU'RE responsi8le for this?

TAVROS: yOU CAN BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE,

TAVROS: bELIEVING, aS ALWAYS, iS HALF THE BATTLE, wHEN IT COMES TO MAKING THINGS MARGINALLY LESS FAKE,

TAVROS: bUT THE FACT, tHAT i PERSONALLY BUILT THIS ARMY, mYSELF, iS GOING TO BE A *FACT*,

TAVROS: wHETHER YOU DECIDE TO BELIEVE IN IT, oR NOT!

TAVROS: }:D

VRISKA: Oh, 8ullshit.

VRISKA: You must have had help or something. Or used some kind of trick.

VRISKA: Tell me the truth, Nitram. How'd this get done? Who was pulling the strings??

TAVROS: sTRINGS, ?

VRISKA: Who is influencing the minds of all these ghosts????????

TAVROS: mE!

TAVROS: wELL, nOT pRESENTLY,

TAVROS: bUT i DID BEFORE, aND NOW HERE THEY ARE, fOLLOWING ME,

VRISKA: You?!

VRISKA: You must 8e joking.

VRISKA: You don't have those kinds of powers!

VRISKA: I mean, unless... ghosts are sort of like a kind of animal?

VRISKA: Meenah, is that how it works? Are ghosts actually fucking animals?!

MEENAH: no

TAVROS: vRISKA, tRUST ME,

TAVROS: tHERE IS NO COMMUNION INVOLVED, oR, eSCAPADES OF THE MIND,

TAVROS: oNLY ESCAPADES OF THE HEART!

VRISKA: What sort of hideous fuckwitted 8aloney drivel are you spouting out your prattle socket this time?

TAVROS: wHAT i MEAN IS,

TAVROS: i *CONVINCED* THEM ALL TO JOIN ME, vRISKA,

TAVROS: uSING WORDS,

TAVROS: aND SMILES,

TAVROS: aND FRIENDSHIP, }:D

VRISKA: No...

TAVROS: nO?

VRISKA: NO........

TAVROS: bUT,

TAVROS: hAVE YOU CONSIDERED,

TAVROS: yES???

VRISKA: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

VRISKA: This can't 8e.

VRISKA: I don't see how...

VRISKA: Do you know what this means?

VRISKA: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FUCKING MEANS?!

TAVROS: uHH,

TAVROS: mAYBE?

VRISKA: It means...

VRISKA: You actually did something useful for once.

TAVROS: }:D!!!

VRISKA: I don't know how I'm even supposed to process or handle this inform8tion...

VRISKA: It's... it's completely messed up, is what it is.

VRISKA: My entire world view is shattering around me...

VRISKA: It can't 8e true.

VRISKA: It can't!

VRISKA: Some8ody slap me. I need to wake up from this horseshit.

TAVROS: aLRIGHT, bUT,

VRISKA: DON'T TOUCH ME!

VRISKA: Meenah, is this real??

VRISKA: Tell me I'm not going insane. Please confirm for me that Tavros has for once in his preposterous life or death or whatever has at least momentarily stopped 8eing a totally useless sack of shit.

MEENAH: its fucked up but true

VRISKA: God........

VRISKA: DAAAAAAAAMN it.

VRISKA: Fuck this. I can't accept this reality.

VRISKA: Nope. No way. Won't do it.

VRISKA: No...

VRISKA: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

TAVROS: oH, bUT MAYBE MORE LIKE,

TAVROS: yES,,,

TAVROS: yES, yES, yES, yES, yES!!!

VRISKA: XXXX|

TAVROS: aWWWWWWWWW, yEAH!, bITCHEZ!

TAVROS: oR FAILING THAT, sOMETHING LESS DISCOURTEOUS TO WOMEN, tO CALL YOU BOTH!

TAVROS: i BET YOU NEVER SAW IT COMING, fROM YOUR ONCE DEAR AND LOYAL SWABBY,

TAVROS: tHAT YOUR POOPMASTER WOULD COME THROUGH! tHAT HE TOO, wOULD ENJOY, a SUCCESSFUL AND GRATIFYING ARC OF PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT!

TAVROS: oOOOOH, iT FEELS SO GOOD, tO DO A CONCLUSIVE THING, tHAT ABSOLUTELY AND BEYOND ALL QUESTION, rETROACTIVELY VINDICATES ME AS A PERSON AND ERASES ALL OF MY FLAWS!!!

TAVROS: hOW'S THAT *FEEEEL*, yOU CHARISMATIC AND CUNNING UNPLEASANT LADY??

TAVROS: yOU LIKE THAT, yOU WINNER?

TAVROS: dO YOU LIKE, hOW FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING i JUST SIPHONED THE URINE, oUT OF THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE ALL THAT, aND i'M ALL SHAT! eHEHEHE,

TAVROS: dO YOU LIKE GETTING OWNED???

TAVROS: bECAUSE THAT'S MAYBE WHAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING NOW! OWWWWWNED,,,,,!

TAVROS: sO, mIGHT i INVITE YOU, tO SUCK IT!

TAVROS: SUUUUUCK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

TAVROS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

VRISKA: Tavros.

VRISKA: Tavros.

VRISKA: Tavros.

VRISKA: TAVROS!!!!!!!!

VRISKA: Ok.

VRISKA: You win.

VRISKA: You did something gr8, and it was a 8ig help.

VRISKA: So, thanks for that. I mean that sincerely.

VRISKA: Could you please just... never dance again? Like ever?

VRISKA: That's all I ask.

TAVROS: yES, iT'S A DEAL,

VRISKA: Awesome.

VRISKA: Ok, now that we have a ghost army assem8led, the weapon in hand, and settled on the determin8tion that the lost cheru8 pro8a8ly doesn't matter at all...

VRISKA: I think it's time to make a plan.

MEENAH: hold up

MEENAH: somefin dont feel right aboat this

VRISKA: What?

MEENAH: this army

MEENAH: who the flips in charge of this jam

VRISKA: In charge?

VRISKA: Uh...

MEENAH: please dont tell me its the dancin weenie poopboy

VRISKA: I don't think he's technically "in charge"?

VRISKA: He just "motiv8ted" them all to join the fight through the power of "friendship".

TAVROS: yES EXACTLY, }:)

MEENAH: yea but an armys gotta follow orders

MEENAH: otherwise it aint an army

MEENAH: its a bunch of assholes who all happen to be standing in roughly the same vicinity

VRISKA: I see your point.

VRISKA: What are you suggesting?

MEENAH: i should rule the army

VRISKA: Rule??

VRISKA: Don't you mean like, 8e the general of it?

VRISKA: I think that's usually how it works.

MEENAH: shell no glubberfucker

MEENAH: i should rule these sons a fishes

MEENAH: its in my blood

MEENAH: also

MEENAH: i fuckin wanna

MEENAH: and i probubbly wont take no for a clamswer

VRISKA: Hey, that sounds fine to me.

VRISKA: A little discipline applied to this swarm of dead idiots isn't going to dou8le-kill them.

VRISKA: I'm just not sure how feasi8le it is?

VRISKA: Tavros is the one who rounded them all up, so I assume they're all currently listening to him when it comes to the marching orders.

MEENAH: i sea how it is

MEENAH: hey you

MEENAH: swabby

TAVROS: yES?

MEENAH: i hereby challenge you for the leadership of this army!!!!!!

TAVROS: wHAT,

MEENAH: get yer fuckin dukes up pupa pansy >38D

TAVROS: wHOA,

TAVROS: nO,

TAVROS: oH NO, lET'S NOT,

TAVROS: dO THAT?

MEENAH: yeah lets!

MEENAH: itll be fin

TAVROS: fIN?

MEENAH: FUN YOU ASS

MEENAH: now hit me ya seaweed suckin sandal stuffer

TAVROS: bUT,

TAVROS: i THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA, tHAT YOU LEAD THE ARMY!

TAVROS: i DON'T, eVEN? cONTEST THAT AT ALL?

MEENAH: aw man 38(

MEENAH: whys everyone alwaves gotta do shit the boring way

TAVROS: i'LL JUST LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU'RE THE NEW LEADER, oKAY?

MEENAH: aight hows this

MEENAH: ill buy em off you

TAVROS: uHHH,

MEENAH: just name your price

MEENAH: i got a LOT of gold you know

MEENAH: do i look fuckin poor to you???

MEENAH: tell me i look poor i GLUBBING DAR-E YOU

TAVROS: nO, i BELIEVE YOU!

TAVROS: i THINK YOU ARE PROBABLY VERY WEALTHY?

MEENAH: then tell me how much gold i need to unload to make this shit happen

TAVROS: bUT,

TAVROS: i DON'T WANT GOLD!

TAVROS: fIRSTLY, i REALLY DOUBT IT EVEN HAS MUCH INTRINSIC VALUE, iN THIS CONTEXT,

TAVROS: bECAUSE WE AREN'T EVEN,,, oN A PLANET, wHEREBY SUCH ORES ARE SCARCE, wE ARE JUST IN AN ABSTRACT FIELD, oF FLEETING ILLUSIONS, aND,

TAVROS: tHERE'S SURELY NO MARKET OF EXCHANGE ANYWHERE HERE, tHAT WOULD HELP DICTATE THE FLUCTUATING PRICE, oF SUCH A COMMODITY,

TAVROS: oR EVEN ANY MONETARY BASIS OF COMPARISON FOR THAT PRICE, iF IT ACTUALLY EXISTED,

MEENAH: W)(Y T)(-E S)(IT IS -EV-ERYBODY A FUCKIN -ECONOMIST ALL OF A S)(ITTING SUDD-EN

MEENAH: *grumble grumble*

MEENAH: pedantic motherfucks dont know gold = riches, P-ERIOD

TAVROS: iT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AN ARGUMENT, aBOUT GOLD OR ECONOMIES, oR ANYTHING ELSE!

TAVROS: i SAID IT'S A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU LEAD US! i LIKE THE IDEA!!

MEENAH: alright alright

MEENAH: FIN-E

MEENAH: go ahead an B-E nice about it what do i care 38T

TAVROS: i FULLY RECOGNIZE, tHROUGH THE CUSTOMARY TRADITIONS OF NORMAL CULTURE, tHAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS MOST FIT TO RULE,

TAVROS: aND WHILE i MAY EXCEL AT FRIENDSHIP TEMPORARILY, i DON'T HAVE THE LEADERSHIP THINGS OF BEING HARSH AND BOSSY,

TAVROS: bUT THOSE ARE LEADERSHIP THINGS YOU HAVE, pROBABLY, bECAUSE OF YOUR BLOOD?

TAVROS: sO STARTING NOW, i COMPLETELY DEFER AND PROSTRATE TO,,,,,,

TAVROS: mY NEW EMPRESS! };D

MEENAH: whoa man what the fuck?

TAVROS: yOUR MAJESTY!

VRISKA: ........

TAVROS: i EXIST ONLY TO DO YOUR BIDDING,

TAVROS: sUDDENLY,

VRISKA: Tavros, will you get the fuck up?

MEENAH: no

MEENAH: no dont

MEENAH: stay

MEENAH: stay down there

MEENAH: exactly like that

TAVROS: oF COURSE, yOUR HIGHNESS,

MEENAH: i think

MEENAH: i think i LIK-E this

MEENAH: i think i R-E-ELY LIK-E T)(IS A W)(OL-E GLUBBING LOT

MEENAH: T)(IS F-E-ELS RIG)(T YO

[cainite-bite]

people really need to learn to quit harassing women who just primarily want to draw women

people doubly need to learn to knock it the fuck off when it’s lesbians

people triply need to quit fucking bringing their entitlement to the table and go “WHY CANT YOU JUST DRAW ME SOME MEN I LIKE WAAAAAH” when there’s already a thousand fucking others that will

go fuck off