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jollyreginaldrancher · 10 months
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Yellowjackets S1 e10
I too would call Misty if I needed help hiding a body to be honest
You know how when you cook sometimes you take a nibble out of the food you're preparing? Are cannibals tempted to do that when preparing human meat? Like, did one of them start to gnaw on an ear and then stop herself before getting any further?
Misty could take over the world if she tried
I don't like that that they're blaming Misty for all of this. Misty is technically not the one who drugged them. Though she was trying to drug somebody else which is wrong, technically Mari is the one at fault for this because stealing is bad. Ngl I just don't care about Mari, if you have to eat one of them, I'd rather it not be the one who can sew you back together. But if you're gonna take shit from the doctor of the group, why would you not check if it's medicine first? Honestly would have probably been a godsend when they were stitching Van up.
Oh shit, a bear! Van, run! 😭 She didn't fare so well with the wolves.
I guess the food shortage is solved now, at least.
Oh she's THAT Allie! The one I completely forgot about 🤣
She's talking about trauma bonds but like, she wasn't there...
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With the name and everything, all I could think about was Alison DiLaurentis talking about how the dollhouse thing affected her when she wasn't even there ☠️
Honestly a lot about this show reminds me of the dollhouse arc in pretty little liars. Stranded in the woods, alone, starving and parched. Dressed in formalwear and throwing a fake ball? Yellowjackets did it better though.
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The showrunners would explode before they ever considered showing Emily with a single armpit hair, let alone a full bush.
But I digress...
I could watch just an hour of Misty interacting with people.
"this feels a little more you" he writes as he gives his wife -who was lost in the woods- a floral printed dress 😭 that's a little too on the nose there buddy.
My god they look stunning though.
If I don't see all the surviving members at the reunion I will cry.
It's so nice to see Misty accepted.
So shitty to see her cop the blame for the shrooms when that was 100% on Mari for appropriating shit from the group medic without permission.
The entrance to the reunion was great but that's mostly to them not being dicks to Misty for once. They're kind of all over the place with her and I just want them to pick a mood so I know how I feel about their relationship. The way they ice her out can't just be from the mushrooms after all the time that's passed since that.
Shauna reading Randy the riot act was way more exciting than it probably should have been. But then again they're all goddesses, so...
Nat: hey guys, I think Lottie might be psychic
Jackie: just cause she's correctly predicted a bunch of things doesn't mean she's psychic
Jackie doesn't seem to be aware just how close she is to getting on the menu
The gang is starting to get a lil culty, huh?
I say starting like they didn't almost ritualistic ally sacrifice Trey last episode.
I feel like for every one time I'm in Mari's side there's like ten where I can't stand her guts. She's a bigger dick than Jackie, she just blends into the group well enough to not stand out and be targetted.
Oh good, a slideshow of the soccer team. Assuming this is a memorial thing, we'll finally get to figure out who lived or died, right? I've been waiting for something like this.
This fight was a long time coming.
"you read my journal!" You were the one dumb enough to write you slept with your bff's bf in your goddamn journal. That's one you could and should have taken to the grave, honey.
Misty's still eating in the background, I'm ☠️
"get out" she says, like she owns the cabin they're squatting in.
They're both right but both assholes and the coach is so irrelevant he's practically part of the furniture so for him to act like he has any authority is kind of hillarious.
It must really sting for Jackie to be looking up at them as everyone's all "her ex and her bf getting together is what she would have wanted! 🥹" Like I wouldn't be surprised if her spirit is not haunting them considering all this shit.
Are they really playing kiss from a rose right now? ☠️
Like you know Misty fears nothing when she leaves a whole hostage in her basement to go to a reunion.
I know I'd be an idiot to trust the reporter/fixer but I'm warming up to her. I hope she doesn't do anything stupid as we all know what happened to the last person outside their little circle who overstepped.
I think it's safe to say Taissas's marriage is over...and she'll probably get supervised visitation at best with the kid.
There's no way she's really gonna let her go, right?
Really?
I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack
Is Jackie gonna freeze to death or get eaten by wolves or?
Oh shit, I forgot about his kid brother
The kid is probably dead by now...
Tell me Nat and Tyler don't get back together though. I don't want to have to sit through their stuff again.
The music in this show is pretty awesome, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh good. I knew she couldn't be that dumb.
Shauna WOULD be a cat lover. Meanwhile she's married to a golden retriever.
Imagine if Taissa actually won though? It's the kind of plot twist they'd probably throw in right about now.
Poor Jackie though.
Though some of the sentiment was lost on me cause Anastasia's 'left outside alone' was stuck in my head the whole time
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They mentioned the dead guy!!! In front of her daughter!! 😮 They're really pulling the big guns out for this episode.
Why are they showing Simone go down to the laundry? Why is the music so tense? Tell me Taissa didn't kill the dog and stash his body down there 😭 this is making my stomach hurt ☠️
WHY WOULD SHE CRAWL INTO THAT? THIS IS THE KIND OF STUPID SHIT THAT GETS WHITE PEOPLE KILLED IN HORROR MOVIES! SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER!
At least Taissa won. She'll need the rise in pay to pay for her wife's therapy because WHAT THE FUCK TAISSA?
I was right about her killing the dog though so I'll try to take solace in that.
Nat better not be planning on shooting herself.
At least Shauna tried to make up with Jackie.
Okay but they're surely not going to leave the fire unattended, right?
Are they gonna try to convert her or murder her? Also is she still alive or having a dream like the little matchstick girl did before she died?
Oh she's hallucinating, isn't she?
She's dead?!
Frozen to death?
That was heartbreaking.
No, because she was dying and instead of dreaming she was home with her parents or a celebrity eating lobster, she just dreamt she was inside the cabin with her friends drinking chocolate milk. All she wanted was to be accepted in the end 😭😭😭😭😭
Also side-note; I guess they found the little guy because him and his brother was there when they found Jackie. I only noticed cause I was thinking "if Nat and Taylor survived outside while Jackie froze to death I will be pissed" but I guess they got back at some point and possibly walked past Jackie dying and did nothing, which I guess adds to Nat and Tyson's guilt and stuff, but still. It's super fucked up.
Honestly I'm starting to dislike Nat a tad. She's usually the one showing empathy but she's just as cliquey as the other girls. She can be just as mean and just as horrible. She thinks she's morally superior and magnanimous but she's just as quick to turn on others when slighted.
This is really a story of double standards. Nat calls out the gang for nearly killing Tyrell and that's fine but when Jackie does it it leads to a cage match.
Mari throwing mushrooms in the soup is fine but Misty gathering them is a problem. Like they really pick and choose who they want to blame for shit. They almost raped Tyler but it's when Jackie has consensual sex with him that's an issue?!
And don't get me started on that shitty coach. Like he gave them some hunting tips and that's it. That's his input. He's let them go along with every harebrained scheme they've concocted and has taken no care or responsibility over anything when he's the only adult.
Like there's no way he should have let her go out there alone. There's wolves and shit and they're creeping up on winter and even if it didn't snow it could still grow cold enough to freeze someone to death. Or she could have caught a cold and tell me how they were planning to treat that then.
It honestly made me so angry. Sad but angry because all of these were completely avoidable deaths.
So does Lottie become like the leader of their cult? I guess I thought it would be Misty...
Lottie, Van and Misty
Tell me that's the best heart and not Jackie's 😭
So Lottie didn't fall in that pit?
Honestly I would kind of be happy if it was Mari. She'd been a shit stirrer and she's the only character whose name I remember who hasn't been accounted for as an adult and had dark hair.
Something tells me things would have been better off if it was Lottie though.
Speaking of Lottie however, on the one hand she seems like a bit of a pushover but on the other she definitely has a lot of influence right now.
Van seems to have already subscribed to whatever cult thing is going on. Most of the other girls too out of fear and necessity. Taissa is probably the most sceptical next to Nat and Jackie and is only seemingly going along with it to appease Van. Shauna is more ambivalent and seems to only be siding with the group to get at Jackie and now she's kind of stuck with it. The guys are just accessories at this point. Nat is probably the only one who could go either way but while she kicks up a fuss she just goes along with everything. So I guess we have the cult origin story now.
Sad for Jackie. Shauna's reaction was gut wrenching too. You could tell that while they fought they still both really love each other. They're just dumb teens making bad decisions in a setting where that's more likely to cost them their lives.
As bad as things were before it feels like they're just gonna go downhill from here. Every time it felt they hit rock bottom things got worse.
The season is over. The acting was phenomenal. The whole show was amazing. I have a tonne of questions and theories. Like whoever is behind the murder is clearly one of them or connected to them enough to know about those symbols and stuff. And they're probably the ones who kidnapped Nat. Or at least that's what we're being led to believe so there's probably some twists and turns coming next season.
But I'm sure these four weren't the only ones that made it out of there and my hope is that next season we'll get to see some more of them. It's interesting we've seen characters like Lottie and Van but mostly from other perspectives, as side characters to other people's stories so far, so maybe we'll go deeper into them next season.
I really want the group to expand cause right now with there being four, it's giving pretty little liars. Though the cultish, cliquishness reminds me of rule of rose. It's very good nevertheless and I like that they don't seem to try to throw in twists and turns that don't make sense just to get one over on the audience.
Like, Taissa killing the dog was something you could have seen coming a mile away. Jackie being iced out (though maybe not literally) was set up from the beginning. The girls met up behind her back to address what to do about Allie choking in their game, and Taissa led the conversation just like she led the group most of the season. And this pattern continued all throughout the season.
I love the little breadcrumbs they threw in there for us to follow. That they set things up early on and left us breadcrumbs to follow, rather than red herrings. It's nice. A lot of mystery shows do the opposite. They give you no info so their detectives seem smart when they throw around a bunch of exposition based on information you never got. We got the information and got to react to it accordingly and come up with our own conclusions here and I love that. I hope they keep it up. I just hope next season doesn't end with a cliffhanger, what with the writers' and actors' strike.
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zumpietoo · 3 years
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Crotchi Can't Math....
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Umm....dude....YOU spent the pandemic with your nu-BF/"this time I'll make Cole jelly for SURE!!!", Rodent and stalking Cole....IDK if you saw Lili ONCE. You only saw Moochie Maddie when you both tagged after Cole....which, turns out, he was gleefully showing Lili who would always win the break up (not her).
Additionally, while maybe, sorta, MM's split is close-ish to Lili's (if you squint, etc), neither of yours are remotely:
You and Melted split in September 2019 (and really, there were issues back during 2019 hiatus, it explains why you sexually assaulted Cole/didn't mention your actual BF, ONCE) at the latest....(and it was really obvious in October
Moochie Maddie and Walking Tat broke up in November/December 2019
SH hit pause in January 2020, but didn't actually break up until early March 2020....
AND the only "deep interaction" y'all had in this time was posing for pics at the VF Oscar Party....
When LA opened up again in May/June, you were endlessly stalking Cole
Past that, your "super BFFs" has been quaranteening and attending a party together. Otherwise, we never see you with Lili....and if you're referring to your inevitable split with Grayson (which clearly happened way earlier than you claimed....that puts shit 9 to 12 months after SH split, so nooooo....
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The stress of having to do your job and live in a luxury apartment? Also, you've always claimed to have panic attacks, previously it was because wardrobe fittings so distressed your dumb ass.
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Oh good lord, STFU, you endless, pathetic drama queen. You, again, didn't bother yourself to be anywhere NEAR your family for the bulk of the six month quaranteen and you're paid a shit ton of $$$ to do your job.
You had the opportunity to see your family at Xmas. I don't believe it happened.
So is this YOUR version of "prison"? Cause it remains completely obnoxious.
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Until she blathers about being a pissy headcase, because she still thinks that makes her sound sensitive and suppperrrr deep.
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"I see no reason to put any effort into anything. I flatly recite my lines, do a shitty job and collect my paycheck". The exact opposite of what she'd be taught in acting class, in fact.
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Errrmmm......nope all D list projects, but since Crotchi is lazy/wants $$$/fame whore, this does work (and TBH, nothing wrong with that, but dude, you've previously interviewed you never went to class or bothered yourself past partying at NYU, anyway).
South Florida girls, meaning she's an attention whoring bimbo, too? Got it. And we certainly won't be seeing you do anything significant, post-Plaiderdale.....also, per Mr. 58 Seconds, season 4 was the show's midway mark?? Guess not! And guess you let slip something and we're right, a shortened season six and y'all are done
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sir-ursa · 7 years
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All odd numbered questions. Sorry I only talk to you when it's an ask meme, I just feel like I have nothing interesting to say. Anyway, your blog is one of the funniest I follow. You're a cool guy.
so it’s the same person every time? i knew it. i don’t know who you are, but feel free to talk to me whenever because i’m super lonely i’m always free for a chat.
1: is there a boy/girl in your life? romantically? no.
3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” I think of a person hiding in a bush or something and they accidentally snap a twig, so the people they’re hiding from are like “what was that?” so they cover it up with a really obviously fake “meow” but it works anyway.
5: are you afraid of falling in love? ... yes and no. I’m not affraid of falling in love itself, but recently I’ve been a little worried that if I did start a relationship with someone I’d get bored of it all too fast and it wouldn’t get very far. of course, i haven’t been in a relationship for a while so that’s probably just my social anxiety or something.
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? not with someone else, no. as a general rule i don’t like to sleep when other people are around, which is a rule that developed at some point since i became an adult.
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on. Well there’s mine, which is pretty obvious. i sit on my older brother’s bed sometimes while i talk to him and he only half pays attention. The bed in my old bedroom at my dad’s house, since i still rest there sometimes when i get a headache or anything. i can’t think of which would be the fourth, probably my friend nathan’s, but i haven’t been to his place in ages.
11: honestly, are things going the way you planned? HA! plan. my only plan at the moment is to actually make a plan which... okay, that means things definitely aren’t going to plan.
13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?Probably a rottweiler. honestly, i do like animals, but i don’t really want to be a pet owner. too much responsibility for someone who constantly forgets their own daily responsibilities.
15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? a zoo. the open air is nice, seeing animals is cool, and the zoo near where i live is really cool. there’s a safari buss tour.
17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact? My younger brother, so that would be 19 years.
19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?Nope. i really don’t like one of them, and the other one is engaged (though i haven’t spoken to either of them for a while either)
21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?  well not today, because i’m really tired. also, there’s not really a rush to get married. appreciate the phases of a relationship as you get closer.
23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?none.
25: what’s on your mind? math, pineapples on pizza, the ever encroaching inevitability of death, nintendo.
27: what is your favorite color? that depends on the situation. i like red, but my favourite aesthetic combination is purple and black.
29: who are you texting? well the last people i properly texted are my brother and my mother, but i’ve been using the tumblr app to chat with @xxxspacecadetxxx, which is a form of texting.
31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?probably, but nothing stands out. actually, i guess it’s more that once i start to think “this bad thing is probably going to happen” i begin to come to terms with it before it even happens. like a while back when i thought about how old one of my dad’s dogs had gotten so she’d probably not be around for much longer, and about a week later i heard she’d passed away.
33: do you think anyone has feelings for you? sure, if we’re talking about feelings of contempt. but really, i can’t say i can think of anyone specific, but i wouldn’t be surprised if someone did. i also wouldn’t be surprised if no one did.
35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? get a room! but actually don’t, because i hate you.
37: are you friends with the last person you kissed? no, i hate them.
39: has anyone upset you in the last week? possibly, but i wouldn’t know about it.
41: where’s your last bruise located?on my foot. i accidentally kicked a dog house. this is something that happens a lot, though only sometimes with a dog house. (there was no dog in it)
43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? probably high school, in which i wanted to be away from high school really bad. since then, i’ve had enough freedom that i never really need to be anywhere i really don’t want to be.
45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?I like my boots the most. they’re steel capped work boots, and they’re just super comfortable because they actually fit my feet and i like that they’re heavy.
47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?maybe. genetically speaking, it’s not unlikely i’ll get a receding hairline when i get older, and cutting it off might just look better.
49: does your bedroom have a door?no, i had it sealed up so i would never be bothered again. yes, i don’t really understand why it wouldn’t unless it had something else to close like a curtain or something.
51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?i’m not aware of anyone i know who hates shopping. i like shopping.
53: are goodbyes hard for you?Not as far as i know. if there’s anyone i don’t want to say goodbye to, i just stay in contact with them
55: how is your hair?alright. i don’t really know what to do with it, it just gets brushed to the side usually.
57: do you think two people can last forever?as a romantic couple? yes. as immortals? i’d argue that it would defy the laws of physics, but i wish.
59: green or purple grapes?They don’t taste much different as grapes, but green.
61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?nowhere specific, but somewhere more interesting.
63: where will you be 5 hours from now?well i should be in bed five hours from now, but we’ll see how that goes.
65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?No one. my love life is boring. my social life is also quite boring.
67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?no
69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?well i always try my hardest when i actually care, so literally every time i’ve been disappointed.
71: how many fingers do you have? ten, because thumbs count. ignore anyone who says otherwise, they are in denial of the facts.
73: how old will you be in 5 months?23 years and nearly six months.
75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?because i realized that their entire personality was just them copying fictional characters from shitty teen dramas, and all of their morals and rules came from shitty teen dramas.
77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?some of them, yes. not all of them though.
79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?My dad’s friend is mike. I’ve known him for as long as i can remember, he’s a really cool guy.
81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?*counts my fingers for a few seconds* zero.
83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?i feel like you should know the answer to this question at this point.
85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care? yes, they’re bad for you and anyone who doesn’t think so is either misinformed or in denial.
87: who was your last received call from?my mother. she was just telling me that my laundry was done, and i needed to hang it out.
89: what is something you wish you had more of?money? it can get you pretty much anything with enough of it.
91: do you sleep with your window open?I like to, but if it looks cloudy then no.
93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?nope.
95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?yes and no, i can probably break my way out of a normal room, if it’s not a normal room then it’s a problem.
97: did you sleep alone this week?every night for as long as i can remember.
99: do you believe in love at first sight?no. for one, love isn’t something you can judge from sight, let alone first sight. for another, love is something that grows at the same time as you develop as a person. at most you can be attracted to someone at first sight.
did i miss any? did i accidentally include an even number? did i misinterpret a question? i fucking hope not.
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omglr · 5 years
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dumb as bricks dude
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 32 F
Stranger: m 22 canada
You: cool, i am also in canada
Stranger: Vancouver
You: Toronto
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Feminist?
You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: im a man so... DUH.. NO
You: kurt cobain was a feminist
Stranger: never knew that
Stranger: our retard PM is a feminist.
You: eh... is he though?
Stranger: claims to be but hes useless regardless
You: yeah
Stranger: so why are you a sexist?
You: lol
You: in what way?
Stranger: feminism is hatred of men
You: i like kurt cobain
Stranger: hes dead
You: yeah, he was good dude though
Stranger: yeah.. but feminist men are pathetic
You: mmmmeh
You: it kinda sounds like you're the one who is sexist?
Stranger: how so?
You: cause you think that feminism is about the hatred of men, and that men who are feminists aren't manly enough
Stranger: exactly
You: and that says something about how much you value women
Stranger: feminism is about female superiority and any man who supports it needs to grow a pair of balls and realize hes the superior one
Stranger: I dont value women.
You: yeah
You: so you are sexist
Stranger: and women dont value men so...
You: mmmm, that's also pretty obviously wrong
Stranger: sure
Stranger: lets say a woman has a boyfriend.
then she meets a better looking, stronger richer man whos showing interest in her, shes dumping the current BF for the new guy.
You: women rarely value sexist men, so maybe you just didn't recognize that your attitude was effecting how people treat you and creating a feedback loop
Stranger: LOL I avoid women now
You: yeah, maybe you need to get a hobby?
Stranger: I have hobbies
Stranger: I've had 3 girlfriends, and guess what
You: are you MTGOW now?
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: its freedom
You: have you considered castration?
Stranger: why...
You: that's freedom from sexual needs
Stranger: I can jerk off
You: focus on playing the chello or whatever
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if women were not so shallow and heartless I wouldnt be MGTOW
You: i think that's the self fulfilling prophesy speaking
Stranger: well, im not good looking, im not 6'2 and I dont make $100K a year after taxes, im of no interest to a woman .
You: you're 22 though
Stranger: I know. and?
You: dudes still look like teenagers at that point
You: at like 35 you're probably gonna look pretty good
Stranger: not really, people have guess that im 30...
You: eh, i mean, it just seems like you are giving up too early and getting advice from other dudes who also gave up
Stranger: I gave up 3 years ago
You: you are gonna let a teenager tell you how to live?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I decide how I live
You: yeah but its never to late to change directions
Stranger: also, my dream job is bus driver, I cant say how it is at the TTC, but here, the pay is awesome, the benefits are great, the pension is fat, once im older and driving a bus women will probably want me, but not for me, for the perks that come from being with me, the fat pay checks, the family benefits etc
You: yeah that sounds good
You: go for it
Stranger: yeah, so, sorry girls, im not interested in you.
You: its ok not to be interested in girls
Stranger: im not gay
Stranger: im just not a betabux
You: it is a bit weird to think women are mostly interested in money though
Stranger: but its the truth
You: like, women are interested in feeling secure
Stranger: because god forbid she has to work to support herself
You: and couples who are financially insecure tend to have a hard time unless they work together
Stranger: ok
You: like most women have goals and shit they want to do with their lives, no body is really expecting to be a stay at home mom in this economy
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but they want a man to get the money to pay the bills while her money goes for fun stuff
You: i've never been in a relationship like that
Stranger: then you've never been married
You: i have been married
You: have you?
Stranger: FUCK NO
Stranger: why would I do that?
You: it just seems like you were speaking from some authority
Stranger: I know what a marriage is like
You: how?
Stranger: by listening to other men
Stranger: its bullshit, nothing but being controlled by a wife
You: lol, ok
You: those dudes probably shouldn't be married
Stranger: and she'll get bored and cheat sooner or later
You: did your parents get divorced?
Stranger: never married
You: where they partners?
You: were^
Stranger: they were dating.
Stranger: Anyway the 3 girlfriends i had were nothing but lying whores
You: and this was before you were 19?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: your point?
You: teenagers are dipshits
Stranger: sure
You: and treat eachother terribly
Stranger: thats odd, I treated them fine, I guess im just smarter than they are
You: mmmm, maybe
Stranger: obviously
You: you sound pretty arrogant though
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: women need to learn how to respect men and how to treat a BF
You: ehhhhhh ok, what do men need to do?
Stranger: nothing, they are fine
You: how come their needs aren't being met then?
Stranger: because women dont value men
You: perhaps...
You: but maybe its because men need to learn how to communicate?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: woman -is mad-
man "are you ok"
woman- still mad- "im fine"
but men cant communicate... ok then
You: like the men who are married and being controlled by their wives and are expected to pay the bills and shit
Stranger: its either that or get divorced and pay alimony and child support
You: could have had conversations with their partners about responcibilities
Stranger: LOL a woman taking equal responsibility
You: eh, unpaid labour is often taken for granted by dudes
Stranger: aww, did she make dinner?
You: shrug, i don't know, I'm giving you a lot here
You: but its boring me,
Stranger: well women are boring
You: like, you can keep repeating sexist shit until you die alone and unloved
You: like, i don't care, really
Stranger: im not good looking, im not worth of love
You: dude your self esteem is bonkers
You: stop listening to men who tell you shit like that
Stranger: but they are right
You: stop listening to women who tell you shit like that
Stranger: but women know what women like
You: focus on your bus goal, read some fiction by diverse authors, take a fucking pottery class, stay off incel and mgtow message boards
Stranger: but MGTOW and Incel is the truth
Stranger: I am an incel
You: get your shit together, drop your shit attitude and stereotype nonsense, and change your stupid life
Stranger: nah
Stranger: I live the truth
You: next time i'm in vancouver I'm gonna slap the shit out of any busdrivers over 6 feet
Stranger: have fun judging their height when they are sitting, plus any new buses purchased after 2018 have a driver barrier
You: they all take smoke breaks
Stranger: no
You: ok, well, i'm not actually going to, i forgot what the point of that comment was
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'll be too busy driving to have a relationship
You: maybe go see a dominatrix or something where the value exchange of sex for money is clear and you don't have to get all resentful about it
Stranger: nah, I like keeping my money
You: mmmm you ever go on rollercoasters?
Stranger: long ago
You: you ever go for a fancy dinner or a 3d movie?
Stranger: no and yes
You: back massage or dentist appointment?
Stranger: no
You: yeah, 22 and you haven't seen a dentist?
Stranger: well long ago
You: before you had to pay for it?
Stranger: yeah
You: you still got your wisdom teeth?
Stranger: nope
You: lol, lucky you have a mom to take care of your teeth
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Anyway when im driving a bus I wont have time for dating
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: there is so much available OT to do so when will I have time to try (and fail) to get a girl
You: when you are walking your dog in the park
You: like a responsible adult
Stranger: I dont care for pets
You: ok, well, i've spent a lot of time here trying to problem solve your stupid shit, do you have any questions about feminism?
Stranger: why is feminism even needed?
You: to fight for the rights of the marginalized and prevent social regression
Stranger: sounds BS
You: meh
You: its pretty awesome honestly
Stranger: not its not
Stranger: women are not oppressed, they are just greedy and demanding
You: lol, but imagine their was a mgtow/incel support group for woman
Stranger: nope
You: except not shitty
Stranger: sure
Stranger: dating is shit
You: https://www.mmiwg-ffada.ca/
Stranger: what is that?
You: website for missing and murdered indigenous women and girls
Stranger: dont care
You: ok, so you don't care about the parts of society where women are oppressed
Stranger: nope
You: no wonder you didn'
You: t notice
Stranger: ever seen a homeless man?
You: yeah dude
Stranger: "oppressed" men
You: capitalism man and conservative pollitics man
Stranger: ok?
You: socialist feminism is about getting the needs of homeless men met
Stranger: nope
Stranger: socialism is bullshit
You: lol
You: but a workers union for bus drivers?
Stranger: yes
You: bs or no?
Stranger: nope
You: welcome to the labour movement
Stranger: socialism is bullshit.
You: its fuckin socialism
Stranger: "free" "free "free"
You: you dork
Stranger: "Socialism cause I dont want to work, I want it free, paid for by those who do work"
You: you don't actually know shit about it
Stranger: sure
Stranger: lets raise taxes for the rich so you dont have to pay for shit
You: mmmm, well that doesn't sound too bad
You: are you rich?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you know why those people are rich?
You: exploiting the working class
Stranger: nope, working hard
You: no dude, they extract value from the work and pay them as little as possible
Stranger: well, get a new job, maybe a union job, they pay more
Stranger: stop being lazy
You: lol, dude, if you don't want your boss to exploit you and take 95% of the value created by you working your ass off, guess what helps with that?
You: fucking forming a union
You: fucking socialism
Stranger: yeah, but not socialist bullshit
Stranger: "boo hoo, I have to work hard boo hoo"
You: UNIONS ARE SOCIALIST
Stranger: nope
You: lol, ok
You: tell that to the guys when you are applying for your union job
Stranger: I will enjoy my union job
You: and you'll be an ignorant hipocrit
Stranger: I'll be richer than you simply by working.
You: lol,
You: jesus
Stranger: so stop being a crybaby and get a job
You: i have a job, and i'm in a union
You: but i know what i'm talking about
You: i'm not regurgitating capitalist bullshit
Stranger: no you dont, you seem to think those who work harder than you should pay for your stuff
You: lol dude
Stranger: what
You: i don't know where to start
You: you are just really thick
Stranger: nope, just smarter than you
You: ok, so remember how you had your mom pay for your dental care
Stranger: yeah
You: remember how your teeth are growing out of your skull
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: get on with it idiot
You: and how if you had head trauma you could get free health care at a hospital
Stranger: GET ON WITH YOUR POINT IDIOT
You: but if you have a tooth problem you have you pay hundreds of dollars
Stranger: whats your fucking point moron
You: dentistry could be socialized like the rest of healthcare
You: and it would be better for society
Stranger: "boo hoo, I dont wanna pay when I have too, boo hoo
Stranger: "
Stranger: "make it free cause I dont wanna pay, wwwaaaaa"
You: and it wouldnt cost people much and it would imrpove the quality of life of lots of people
Stranger: sure
You: that's the kind of free shit socialists want
You: not Ipods
Stranger: sure
You: although, with the savings... you could buy an ipod
You: but then apple would also get taxed properly
Stranger: they want free college, higher taxes for those who work so social assistance rates can be raised for those who cant be bothered to work
You: and pay for dentistry....
Stranger: aww, did you have to pay a bill like an adult?
You: dude, you already said you have never paid a dentist bill in your life
Stranger: but did you
You: yeah I'm 32
Stranger: yeah but you act like a child
You: dude you don't even understand taxes
Stranger: i do
You: yeah, you are worried that your taxes which you pay for will be used for something usefull for society
Stranger: but I' be paying MORE taxes, I dont want that
You: and you are worried that people who make millions of dollars more than you are going to have to pay more
You: progressive taxation doesn't work like that
Stranger: well, they earned it why should they have to pay more?
You: because they have extracted that value from the world, and that's what taxes are, for taking care of the world
Stranger: sure
You: yeah
Stranger: im not intrested in your bs
You: lol
You: i mean, you're a piece of work buddy
Stranger: thanks
You: i mean, you've got a lot of growing up to do
Stranger: I could care less what a socialist loser thinks
Stranger: I worked for it, its fucking mine
You: lol
You: jesus, ok
You: lets start over
Stranger: you want it? work harder
You: "I worked for it, it's fucking mine"
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
You: agreed
Stranger: so you want something? work harder and earn it, dont expect someone else to pay for it
You: you get hired for a job flipping burgers
Stranger: no thanks, I can do better than that
You: you work 9 hour shifts, and cook 300 burgers an hour
Stranger: is that your job?
You: you get paid, 12 dollars
You: no i'm an electrician
Stranger: then why do those shit jobs matter?
You: but this person gets paid 12 dollars for making 300 burgers sold for an average of $4 each
Stranger: your point is?
You: they process the food that made the company $1200
Stranger: ok and?
You: and got paid 1%
Stranger: your point is?
You: the $1200, I WORKED FOR IT, I PRODUCED IT, ITS FUCKING MINE
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you get paid $12 per hour worked, not per item cooked
You: yeah dude its the same shit, you are worried about the people who took 99% of the wealth from a shit job employee having to pay more taxes and give poor people dental care
Stranger: if they want to get paid more go get a higher skilled job than flipping burgers and salting fries
You: it can be a fucking hard job
You: like, seriously watch a fast food employee next time you are in one
You: they are always having to do shit
Stranger: I did, she was cute and bent over
You: yeah, you should have paid her for that
Stranger: nope
You: you stole a look
Stranger: paid her to pick up trash from the floor? I believe the company pays her for that
You: again, the wealthy will pay their employees as little as they legally can, and keep as much money as they can and pay as little taxes as they can
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: get a higher paying job?
You: and you think that these people are working harder
Stranger: there is no skill in burger flipping
You: when they are just working hard enough to exploit resources of other people and hoard wealth
Stranger: sure
You: so yeah, burger flipping is a job that is grueling and bullshit and annoying
Stranger: well, get a new one
You: but the metaphor is applicable to most jobs
Stranger: sure
You: you figure out how much the company is making off of you, and you realize it is a lot more than they are paying you and they should be respecting you a lot more for doing your job well
You: that's why unions are fucking awesome
You: because they can protect you from exploitation, get you better wages and services
You: and fight for you if you are wronged
Stranger: yeah, so those burger flippers can go get a new union job
You: the burger flippers can also start a union, but mcdonalds is pretty keen on union busting
Stranger: I've had to repeat my order to some of the morons working there and sometimes they still cant get it right, so why should they be paid more?
You: again, you don't have to focus on burgers,
You: like, shit man
Stranger: oh well
You: anyway, your bus job sounds cool and i hope it treats you well and you learn from your coworkers what the union is doing for you
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: because I have the high skill required to drive a bus, I will be paid more than a no skilled worker in a store or Mcdicks
You: i mean... some would try to say that driving a bus doesn't take much skill at all
Stranger: explain to me how to do a right turn while driving a bus,
You: like it's basically sitting on a couch
Stranger: sure.
You: i mean, what goes on a double mcRib, no L, ex P,
Stranger: dont know, dont care
You: yeah, dude people undervalue the labour of workers
Stranger: sure
Stranger: "duuurr I put cheese on a burger"
You: "I made 600 burgers today, and some shithead started screaming at me for getting onions when he asked for no ketchup"
Stranger: well, do your job right
You: lol, show some compassion and empathy in every aspect of your life
Stranger: nah
You: yeah, dude
Stranger: if they cant figure out what "no ketchup" is they are not too bright
You: i think you missed the part where the guy didn't ask for no onions
You: he only asked for no ketchup
Stranger: oh well I dont care
Stranger: get a better job
Stranger: I've seen quite a few downright useless fast food workers, so tell me why they are worth more than $12 an hour?
You: your anecdotal evidence is as flawed in observations of fast food employees as it is with women
Stranger: sure
You: you have no empathy and only think about yourself
You: you are short sighted, ignorant and arrogant
Stranger: I had to repeat my order of "2 double cheese burgers and 1 regular sized M&M Mcflurry " 3 times
Stranger: only to get slow service and an oreo Mcflurry
You: yeah dude, i had to repeat unions are socialism like 5 times and you still don't understand
Stranger: but unions are not socialism you fuckward
Stranger: if you want to get paid more EARN IT
You: fuckin' you want me to crack open wikipedia
Stranger: dont care
Stranger: I dont care what some socialist moron thinks
Stranger: burger flippers are skilless, so they get low paid
You: ok, but you understand the central theme though right?
Stranger: high skill= high pay
low skill = low pay
You: a burger flipper does a variety of tasks for 8 hours a day and gets paid 1% of the value they produce, or less
Stranger: burger flipper has no usefull skills
You: YOU EAT THE FOOD DIPSHIT
Stranger: and?
You: THEY MADE THE FOOD FOR YOU!
Stranger: making food isnt hard
You: YOU DIDN"T MAKE THE FOOD AND YOU GOT FOOD
Stranger: they are paid to make the food
Stranger: I bought the food
You: ok, so you paid a company 99% for them to exploit a worker tyo make you a burger
Stranger: yeah, so what
Stranger: why do you even care? its not your job
You: we move up, and look at the day shift managers, the night shift managers, they get paid quite a bit more than the employees but aren't working much harder
Stranger: managers are overpaid slackers
You: they might actually be working less hard
You: yeah, and above them, managers of the local franchises, and up ward and upward to a ceo who is perhaps having a meeting once a day? and getting paid how much more than their lowest employee
Stranger: oh well\
Stranger: I dont care about the useless burger flipper
You: again, its not burgers, its everthing
You: its you right now
You: you don't even have this kushy bus job
You: with union support
You: you are probably unemployed
Stranger: you realize their job is pretty much
cooking food
taking out trash
sweeping the floor,
stuff you do at home, its simple shit
Stranger: I have a union job
You: what is your job?
Stranger: loading trucks
You: and that takes how much skill?
Stranger: a fair amount
You: in what way?
Stranger: gotta load 4 trucks, sort it according to the load sort, keep up with the pace of freight coming to you
You: but anyone with muscles could do it?
Stranger: if your loading a company truck keep count of the number of stops, if its owner op dont count it
Stranger: muscles and a brain
You: ok
Stranger: harder work than burger flippers
You: i mean, I was gonna scrutinize it further to make the point that your job seems pretty simple but you have lots of insider knowledge about the challenges of the job to say otherwise
Stranger: exactly
You: it could be argued that it is an unskilled labour possition though
Stranger: harder job thus for higher pay
You: maybe, or a labour rights movement that had your back
Stranger: no the unskilled is unloading trailers, all it takes it watch your head, watch out for the guy your with and put the labels facing up onto the conveyor
Stranger: still not socialism you idiot
You: i mean, i don't need to argue that rain is wet
You: you can deny it if you want
Stranger: nah
You: you can even call me an idiot for saying the rain is wet
Stranger: your dumb enough to think the morons at fast food deserve higher pay so I cant take you seriously
You: but it only reflects on your arrogance
Stranger: sure
Stranger: "2 double cheese burgers and an M&M Mcflurry"
I had to repeat it 3 times and they still couldnt get the order right.
but you think they should be paid more?
You: i guess should have picked a better metaphor
You: you are really hung up on that eh?
Stranger: its an example to prove you wrong
Stranger: picking up an empty cup from the floor is so hard, oh poor girl
You: it proves nothing really
You: except that you hate poor people
Stranger: it proves they are not worth more than min wage
You: and that they deserve worse treatment than wealthy people
Stranger: no, they just need to work harder to get higher pay
Stranger: also whens the last time you were in any fast food place?
You: and that caring about the needs of the marginalized and downtrodden is outside of your wheelhouse, and that you should eat shit and die alone
You: simple as that
You: fuck off
You: and die
Stranger: lol guess what
You: mgtow to hell
Stranger: I used to be homeless
You: yeah, sounds made up
Stranger: well its not
Stranger: you see, I did what was needed to get off the street, finish school and get a job
You: and you have internalized all sorts of capitalist bullshit along the way
Stranger: so what
Stranger: hard work is all you need
Stranger: get a skill
You: lol
Stranger: why are bus drivers paid so much?
high skilled job
gotta deal with shitty people sometimes
You: you're still pretty thick
Stranger: also, since you dodged my question, most fast food workers are high schoolers anyway, so who cares if they make min wage, most of that money is just blown when they hang out with friends anyway
You: ok, but that's not actually true
You: most fast food employees are between 28 an 40
Stranger: odd. I was in Mcdonalds today, the oldest guy there looked 20
Stranger: hmm, then how come I've seen people from my old highschool working there? they were a grade or two below me as well...
You: cause of the neighborhood you live in doesn't represent the majority of fastfood service jobs?
Stranger: I've been to quite a few and its all highschool looking kids workin there
You: and so you know a lot of workers who are 18-20 but that doesn't actually mean that's the average
You: https://groundswell.org/fast-food-misconceptions/
Stranger: want higher pay? get hire skill
You: 40 percent of the workforce in the fast food industry is 25 or older, and the average fast-food worker is 29 years old.
Stranger: get a skill
Stranger: https://www.monster.com/career-advice/article/best-paid-job-skills
You: but also, tax the rich and give services to poor people
Stranger: so tax those who work hard and have skills to pay for things for people who are lazy and have no skill.
Stranger: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/these-10-skills-you-need-to-earn-higher-wages-may-surprise-you-2017-04-18
You: alright lazy brain, i gotta go to bed
You: got work in the morning
You: gotta put these skills to work
Stranger: get a skill to get higher pay
Stranger: dont want to flip burgers? get a skill
You: dude I'm an electrician
Stranger: exactly, so your paid more than a burger flipper cause your usefull
You: not everyone can do this work, we need a diversity of workers doing all sorts of shit
Stranger: there are plenty of skilled jobs
You: you're dumb as bricks but you are getting paid decent with your loading job
Stranger: yeah, because its skill
Stranger: and im not dumb as bricks.
You: i want a society that takes care of you even though personally I hope boxes crush your legs and a woman shits in your mouth
Stranger: lol
Stranger: see, your so bitter
Stranger: you cant accept that not everyone agrees with you and you freak out
You: yeah, its just cause you are 22, a bitter misogynist and unable to process new information
Stranger: I have processed it
Stranger: and its bullshit
Stranger: you dont get high pay for low skill
You: eh... your bs assessment skills are weeeeeek
Stranger: everyone knows that to get high pay you gotta work hard
Stranger: take from those who work to give to those who dont, your fucked in the head
You: aight duder
You: eat shitbricks
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