#yuurivoice scout

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Angel made it seem like they summoned Lucien, Faust would 100% say that, Auron def has another account to lurk, and Casper is silly

Faust w cute nails, Scout hates it here, Al is done w people and Casper just wants their pen.

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How I think the Yuurivoice boys and their listeners would be grocery shopping 

A little backstory I grew up, broke as fuck (still am) and my mom taught me how to get the most groceries to feed the most people with what you have. So let’s see how the Yuurivoice boys are when it comes to grocery shopping 

Auron/Rook

Man is literally rich 

he doesn’t budget. He just goes to the grocery store (let’s face it it’s probably Whole Foods) gets what he wants and leaves. If Rook lives with him it’s not that different they just get more stuff.  but he’s very particular on things that he buys. 

Not the price on anything like that no  he will sit there, staring at two packages of essentially the same butter  for like 15 minutes. And when rook asks what he’s doing.  he gives the excuse of.

“well, if it’s going to take up room in my fridge need to make sure it’s worth the space” 

My man, it is the same butter in a different packaging. 2/10

Lucien/angel 

Lucien is like a child in the grocery store. He wants to touch everything he wants to look at everything he wants to get everything.

And unless it’s with like serious stuff Lucien doesn’t really know how to take no for an answer so somethings he actually succeeds in convincing Angel to get him when he wants.

angel has the problem of going to the grocery store when hungry. Causing them to buy a lot of extra snack things (that Lucien will just end up eating in one sitting anyway)

Lucien obviously gets a lot of looks when he goes grocery shopping by himself because 

I mean, he’s a big red demon with horns and a tail  it’s kind of hard not to stare. But the people at the local grocery store that they frequent kind of just accepted that that’s how he looks and he’s actually quite friendly with them. 5/10

Charlie/Casper 

(I am totally not biased because I kin Charlie  and because he’s my favorite I don’t know why you’d think that)

Charlie by himself is absolute Ass at shopping 

But when he goes with Casper, they’re the best duo for shopping. It’s like a game. One day out of the last week of the month when they both have the day off is when they go grocery shopping. 

Step one: wake up early in the morning, clear out all of the cabinets and the refrigerator of expired or uneaten food

Step two: use the rest of the afternoon to carve out a budget and a shopping list as well as a “reward budget”

(the reward budget is used to reward them if they go under budget and get all the groceries under the time limit that they set themselves)

Step three: night time.  one hour and 20 minutes before the store closes. Charlie sits in the cart with the grocery shopping list as well as a chart with the number of isles, and what is in each aisle. They have one hour to complete their grocery shopping.  if they complete it under the hour, they can use the rest of the remaining time and the reward fund.  check out the last 20 minutes. 

Absolute best at grocery shopping 10/10

Seth/scout 

These two both are a little dumb when it comes to grocery shopping. But they get the job done 

They eat a lot of the same things so they’ll get all of the ingredients they need or mixes they need in bulk  like

Bulk pancake mix, a pack of three jugs of milk(thank you Costco), a pack of salad mixes.

Unless Seth has a big meal planned or they’re going camping or they’re having guests over they mostly just get prepackaged things that are easy to whip up. overall pretty good at staying on budget and sticking to the list  7/10

Alphonse/boo 

Alphonse usually does the grocery shopping but when they go together  they do OK  decent is the word I would use to describe it. You see alphonse also has the problem of going to the grocery store hungry and boo Has to be the voice of reason. 

Sometimes Alphonse likes to forget that he has a candy shop so boo will look away for one minute and then he’s just gone. Boo will eventually find him in the candy aisle, comparing prices of taffy only to be reminded that he owns a candy shop.

Boo is not that much better…… they go in the baking aisle, and they will marvel over the new sprinkles or new piping tips  until Alphonse inevitably makes a dirty baking joke, and then they get their minds back on track.

Not the best for time, but not the worst when it comes to staying on budget and getting what they need 8/10

Faust/star 

I am convinced these two don’t know what a grocery store is. Once again, he’s rich. he just orders food.  I don’t think he knows how to cook either.  so they just order food.  all the time. and it’s a very particular order to.  not to mention someone who looks like Faust is kind of hard to forget so most of the delivery drivers know him by name. 

One time they wanted pizza and Faust remembered seeing a guy talking to Auron in a Sweet Pete’s Pizza shirt,  so he ordered from there and he gets Charlie as a delivery boy 

Charlie: delivery from Sweet Pete’s pizzeria! I got a large cheese, and a-…….. oh my God…

Faust: well, if it isn’t my brothers little bitch boy

Charlie remembers this interaction very vividly and tends to avoid this address at all costs  

Overall 0/10 I think this man would vomit upon seeing a Walmart 

Finn /sunflower 

The only time that he really goes to the grocery store for big trips is during the winter and fall 

(he gets very overstimulated and anxious in grocery stores)

He grows a lot of the vegetables that he uses in his every day cooking  and buys a lot of other things like for baking or specific recipes in bulk specifically so he doesn’t have to go to the grocery store too often but when he does, it’s usually either in the winter time or an ingredients run/stock up 

 Him and sunflower will get ingredients to make certain baked goods and different tea blends  but he always seems to get distracted in the garden section. Sunflower hast to forcibly drag him out of the garden section…..it’s becoming a problem 

Sunflowers usually very productive with their shopping  but they often times get lost in the clothes section looking at stuff that Finn would look good in (provided that he doesn’t get it covered in dirt)

Overall, they’re pretty good at sticking to budget pretty good at sticking to their list  not that great on time (i’m not gonna hold it against them) 8/10

Hope you enjoyed  it’s really late when I’m posting this, but I wanted to give y’all a little something that wasn’t a shitpost. Have a good night stay hydrated eat a snack bye. 





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More Yuurivoice incorrect quotes part 4

A/n: here’s some more Yuurivoice incorrect quotes and am still doing requests if you any ideas or something

Sugarboo looks at Kid!Seth with stars in their eyes: aww you’re so cute, you’re mine now *Picks up Kid!Seth* come on let’s go

-a few moments later-

Sugarboo being chased by Scout while still having Kid!Seth in their arms

Scout chasing Sugarboo: Give me Seth!

Sugarboo: No!

Meanwhile in the background sunflower and Rook are watching the chaos

Rook watching the chaos and than looks at Sunflower: should we stop them?

Sunflower who recording the chaos on their phone: Nah they’ll figure it out.

A/n: I hope you enjoy also reblog what you think the aftermath would be after this

[hello-dear-listener]

CubScout is an Afro-Caribbean/Latino grunge/punk freckled androgynous twink.

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Got into tf2 like three days ago and this hasn't left my mind since

Idk if they're even similair but in my mind they're practically the same person

(This is more based on Charlie back when Al/ Seth first met him)

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Scott is into cryptids and monsterfuckery mostly as an extension of his relationship with Seth, so when it comes to ~spicy roleplay~ he’s at a bit of a loss.

My concept for the roleplay monster in the last post was basically “vague shapeshifter.”

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~YV Listeners~

Annabelle (she/they) <3 Alphonse, Sometimes Seth

Scott (he/they) <3 Seth

Caspian (they/them) <3 Charlie

Todd (he/him) <3 Finn

Vetle (they/them) <3 Faust

Dulcedram (they/them) <3 Auron

Lemure (he/they) <3 Faust

Rubicaea (he/they) <3 Finn

Jude (she/her) <3 Jack

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Yuurivoice characters as Song Lyrics from my playlist

Seth: "Music is bad, and movies are too. Bugs are trapped inside of my room. So pick anyone other than me." -Bad Advice, Penelope Scott

Alphonse: "I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us... I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away and I never come back to this town again." -No Children, The Mountain Goats

Charlie: "I've been watching you for sometime. Can't stop staring at those Ocean Eyes..." -Ocean Eyes, Billie Eilish

Auron: "I think I'll take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at 3. You're too sweet for me." -Too Sweet, Hozier

Faust: "I'm just a holy fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas" -Judas, Lady Gaga

Finn: "When I'm dead I won't join their ranks, for they are both holy and free." -Saint Bernard, Lincoln

Lucien: "Just say 'fuck it' and move on." -Fuck it, Rio Romeo

Listeners

Rook: "Don't do love, don't do friends, I'm only after success" -Oh No!, Marina

Sugarboo: "And I am not your protagonist, I'm not even my own!" -Sweet Hibiscus Tea, Penelope Scott

Casper: "I wasted like half of my summer tryna hold on your hand. You're the leech, I'm the man, I guess you don't understand. Holdin' hands, say I can't, you're telling me yes I can. Yes I can." -Wasted Summers, Juju

Angel: "I'm so tired, but I can't sleep. I'm standing on the edge of something much too deep." -I Will Remember You, Sarah McLachlan

Sunflower: "When you stood up, walked away, barefoot, and the grass where you laid left a bed in your shape, I looked over it an I ached." -Strawberry Blonde, Mitski

Star: "He is sensible and simple, bold and natural, so strange and agreeable. There is nothing formidable, his smile is most naïve... and he's as handsome upclose as at a distance." -Natasha and Anatole, Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

Scout: "If you feel lonely, I could be lonely with you?" -Sport, Beach Bunny

Derek Under the Cut

Derek: "The election cycle and the tide, Aztec circles and the deaths of all deaths, but the beast refuses to die." -Moonsickness, Penelope Scott

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2017

I think this year might be one of the most exciting years for me because I did so much new stuff and I have so much stuff to experience. January: Still trying to stay alive from Yuri!!! On Ice + Youjo Senki, college starts, get myself into tumblr and meet @yuurivoice and his server which is A+++++

February: Still college, drew a lot and take back digital art, Chinese New Year hype for the money, went to Pile’s concert (mixed feelings for the incident though so I am not adding details here) and celebrated irl anime friend’s birthday, received art commission

March: College giving me the #stressed, forming a Birthday package squad and sent a huge box of birthday gifts to yuurivoice, bought myself “The Sweater” (It really assembles its name! owo love it!), bought myself YOI merch, designed a mascot for an ice cream shop and it’s accepted, auditioned for a Love Live abridged series (And a high chance of getting the cast), got the cast of a Love Live singing group cover, a huge progress of song covers and originals for my idol group, giving vocal lessons to my group members, giving piano practical and theory lessons to my friend who wants to take exams for it (Money earned... I teach piano owo)

April: Vacation to Australia with my mum, Maki’s birthday scouting

May: My birthday! And new semester of college.

August: Fly to Texas alone for AnimeFest with the squad (ft. My inner weeb, YOI merch and “The Sweater” for @siennafrost I am so happy tbh

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RIP Scout trying to figure shit out rq. The sail is me dw Charlie. Auron literally saw Buddy's tweet and just paused. RIP W! Seth got a werid listener.

Star and Buddy's interaction is based off of one I had w my friend a couple of days ago. I'm Star shes Buddy (had to defend myself cant be a bit slow anymore)

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The listeners r fruity w each other, sniff her partners like a line of coke, Rook is baffled but likes it, and Finn will snap if tested one more time

Lucien w wild shit saying he does, Casper loves pathetic men, Faust got smoked </3, and Sugarboo n Lucien being besties bc they bake

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Its suppose to say in the middle not I I hate typing. Charlie is so me bc my head was hurting so bad yesterday. Scout was only given female gender bc of Haha teehee purposes. And Faust with his three moods (from my friend who said that)

Rook is me when doing nsfw requests. Angel teaching Lucien backfired. Sugarboo making bad choices: electric bungalow. Al n his big ass forehead.

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Angel being a demon- monster? fucker, Faust being called a Furry real sbit they make a fuck ton of money, Al being Al and Jack finally posting.

Seth is coping, Auron having a cursed doomed narrative, Jack brun relatable, and Scout making fun of Seth

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Doll is silly. Charles would def do all that. Lucien want to go back to hell bc wtf was that (it was on my insta fyp bro wtf dw it was satire). Faust is going to crash out (I've been getting them and istg)

The campus needed the diversity pic. The trauma of seeing a roach fly is actually so fucking crazy. And Lucien def calls states wrongly bc he doesn't care.

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Oops didnt mean to give Angel him ment them, Star loves Faust, Alphonse is a asshole, and ment like man for Faust fucking swear w my spelling

So sir mix a lot song got stuck in me head (also def fit the YV couples, Jack drinking a margarita n eating a kids meal was silly to me, Scout loves Seth (same), and Al being silly

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Rando: FALL!

Rook holding up money: I have a hundred dollars right here for whoever knocks out that loud-mouth son of a bitch out.

*Scout sucker punching the rando cackling wildly*

Rook giving the hundred to Scout: Thank you.