#yvonne murders her piece of shit manager with a shovel then is like oh Fuck did i just do that | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

albatris · 2 years

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no camp nano update today...... I am still behind but tomorrow I'll be with friends for our monthly laze around on the couch and be lazy day and I always get some good writing done there while we're watching movies and lazing and being lazy......

I did get a bit of writing done today though

a very confusing phone conversation between nat and yvonne about the current situation (yvonne has impulsively beaten her manager to death with a shovel and now needs help disposing of a body) and how to handle it, where they both for entirely different reasons are trying extremely hard not to actually name the situation out loud (that yvonne has impulsively beaten her manager to death with a shovel and now needs help disposing of a body) in the fear that someone will overhear and be like um????? this conversation sounds an awful lot like someone has impulsively beaten their manager to death with a shovel and now needs help disposing of a body???

so they are talking in Metaphors that are just getting increasingly out of hand

#look.#yvonne murders her piece of shit manager with a shovel then is like oh Fuck did i just do that #(yes and youre so valid)#then after having a panic attack she's just like...... what the fuck am i supposed to do now???#(call your vampire friend)#(he is the cause of a lot of dead bodies)#(surely he knows how to handle this?)#while being so paranoid that someone is gonna walk by the construction site and be like. hey what the fuck #nothing shady going on here!#just a suspicious body shape under a piece of tarp and a lady with blood all over her clothes hiding next to the site office #mumbling about definitely not how she just beat her manager to death with a shovel to someone on the phone #also keeping in mind Yvonne's been taking a selfcare vacation away from the chaos of the plot while she #figures out what kinds of healthy boundaries she wants to put in place #so her re-entry to the story from Nat's perspective is just like #''hey i know we still have a whole lot of nonsense to sort out and I'm soooo keen to do that but rn i need help hiding a body #because i just killed someone haha oh no''#nat just like!!! oh yvonne is calling me!!! maybe she wants to catch up and we can talk about how to make her feel more comfortable #and what i can do to give her more control and also not get her involved in any scary stuff she doesnt wanna deal with!''#aka its time to establish the boundaries of a healthy friendship! :D #then yvonne is just like HEY HOW DO YOU USUALLY DEAL WITH YOUR VICTIMS' DEAD BODIES #dw they do sort their shit out lmao #gotta deal w the dead body first though 😕

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