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"Isn't every Dream tweet... a sub tweet?" I say, as the crowd boos and throws tomatoes at me. I shall never attempt to do stand-up again.

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can sapnap tell dnfies that we miss them. thanks :(

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NEW SAPNAP VIDEO NOONE SPEAK TO MEEEEEEEEE

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I'M GOING TO START BITING PEOPE (EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HURT DREAM EVER)

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If you see minecraft youtuber dream (formerly known as dreamwastaken) at pride DON'T @ ME. I already know 🙄☝️

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Still standing by the fact that I never met a dream anti irl and the only time i ever got close to meeting one i was told that "they wouldn't tell me that they don't like dream because they would be too scared" like DAMN did you just admit you'd shit yourself at the sight of a short ass woman OKAY

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My heart literally SUNK but then I remembered it's still August 12th AND WE R CELEBRATING BIRHDAY BOY RIGHT !!

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🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️

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Hey dream you missed my country by a couple of miles haha. No bigge i know you meant to land here haha. It's fine you can come visit welcome welcome !!

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Is now a good time to mention that exactly 3 months after I started watching dream my parents got a divorce?

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Sapnap was so fucking hot for all that but I've sworn off simping for men during pride month 😔☝️

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Sapnap's birthday stream was just every rural balkan wedding ever i'm sorry but it has to be said

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Just went through all 5 stages of grief and realised that the video was a joke how r we doing besties?

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Me waking up the moon because Dream wanted to wake up the moon and the moon didn't wake up so now I have to wake it up for him

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SAPNAP CANON DNF CHILD GUYS!!!