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goneahead · 9 months

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I got tagged by @demeter1111 back when wattieza forests were still a thing. sorry for being a disorganized noodle!

15 questions and 15 mutuals:

Were you named after anyone? When was the last time you cried? Do you have kids? Do you use sarcasm a lot? What's the first thing you notice about people? What's your eye colorScary movies or happy endings? Any special talents? Where were you born? What are your hobbies? Have any pets? What sports do you play/have played? How tall are you? Favorite subiect in school? Dream job?

KNIGHTS! NEW QUESTIONS! (obligatory obscure Monty Python reference)

What famous person, alive or dead, would you want beside you during a zombie apocalypse?

Hanibal of Carthage. He is super smart, a great fighter—and he comes with elephants. Lets be honest, elephants would be super cool in a zombie apocalypse. Especially zombie ones😁

If they made a movie about you, what would your theme song be?

since I’m a nomad, The Great Divide by National Park Radio😉

Which muppet character would you be willing to go on a date with?

Gonzo—as long as Gonzo sets up the date. Cuz you know Gonzo would set up a wild date😆

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

I was served whale blubber at a party once. Do NOT recommend🤢

What is the weirdest thing you still eat?

I really love peanut butter on my crepes😋

You can have any extinct or fantasy animal as a pet. What would you choose?

The enormous pteradactyl, Quetzalcoatlus. With a handy riding harness. And maybe some water ballons…😏

List a very boring fact about yourself.

I am an American mutt. My parents were from very different parts of the country, but all four of my grandparents came from families that settled in the U.S. in the timespan 1630–1730.

You are granted a wish to have any food you want—but the catch is you will have to eat it twice a day for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

**ponders** popcorn or freshly baked cookies or popcorn or freshly baked cookies or popcorn or—

You can choose any singer or band to play at your funeral. Who do you pick?

Nat King Cole. Everyone can roll up the rugs, and dance the night away!

What line of poetry or doggerel is forever stuck in your brain?

Charge of the Light Brigade: “Into the jaws of Death, into the mouth of hell/Rode the six hundred.” I used to quote this at work, usually when we were getting overrun. For some reason, my bosses were never amused. Then again. they also didnt appreciate it when I would tell them ‘I would like to inform you that the barbarians are at the gates.”😂😂😂

You can bring back an item of clothing that has fallen out of style. What would it be?

We really need to bring back the clothing of the Han Chinese. Imagine if we could all walk around in loose, flowing comfortable clothes. Also, wearing hanfu means long flowing belts—which means we could turn all the cool stuff we currently put on our key chains into belt decorations. With tassles. Cuz modern clothing haz a serious lack of tassles. Just saying…

You are granted the gift of being a were creature. What animal would you choose to change into?

Definitely were-otter. Much scampering, much floating—and lots of fish. Also, I wouldnt have to worry about villagers and pitchforks, cuz seriously, who is gonna be scared of a were-otter?

What is the most useless fact you know?

The last person to collect a Civil War pension was Irene Triplett. She passed away in 2020. Also, in 1916 the U.S. Postal Service changed the rules, and you can no longer mail more than 200 pounds/90 kilos in a single day. Why? Some guy was building a bank in Utah and realized he could save on freight charges by just having the bricks mailed. Yes, ALL of the bricks😂😂😂

You are going to be locked, all alone, in a place for 24 hours. Which place do you choose?

Um, tie. The Jacques Marchais Museum of Tibetan Art or the Gilcrease Museum😍

What is the superpower you want and whats the superpower you DONT want?

Best superpower? Making quarters appear wherever I want. No, seriously. Think about how much fun you could have, in a super sneaky way. College kid walks by—put a few extra quarters in their pocket. Seniors sitting on a park bench—now there are handfuls of quarters in the bottom of their purses. Tip jar at the coffee shop—add another layer of quarters. Also easiest superhero name ever. Just stick a pencil behind your ear and call yourself ‘Drawn and Quartered’🤣🤣🤣

The worst superpower? Anything to do with ice and snow. Nope nope nope!

ok tagging @distilled-prose @cowandcalf @teruel-a-witch @ellena-asg @wordrummager @torrentialmonsoon @sherrylephotography @ends-2-beginnings @itwoodbeprefect @alex-a-roman @mikefrawley @firstfullmoon @gracebriarwoodwrites @maureen2musings @stephmcx and cuz I changed the questions @demeter1111 also tagging @neil-gaiman cuz I know he wont answer, but I am super curious about his answer to question one😂😂😂

#answered #new questions #zombie elephants

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mtg-cards-hourly · 1 year

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Rotting Mastodon

Mastodons became extinct long ago, but foul forces of the Gurmag Swamp sometimes animate their decaying remains. The Sultai happily exploit such creatures but consider them inferior to their own necromantic creations.

Artist: Nils Hamm TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#mtg #magic the gathering #tcg #$0.03 #nils hamm #rotting mastodon #khans of tarkir #creature #zombie #elephant

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crsentfairy · 2 months

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"teenagers these days don't wanna work or do anything but [insert teenager activities]!" are you stupid?

#crsent.txt #the drunk elephant girls may be an issue involving the lack of tween-friendly spaces. mass consumerism and the fear of aging.#but it's quite literally not their fault. it's not their fault #before drunk elephant there was eos craze. and before that was lip smacker and st ives apricot scrub in the 2000s. now shut the fuck up #if they don't wanna work slave shifts for laundry pocket change that don't make them entitled. you're just a corporate zombie. womp womp #acting like this generation isn't quite literally the most socially aware and involved of our time.. sit down

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helispark · 7 months

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ok yea NOW i'm falling in love with this game. having got enough sparklium, i skipped over area 2 for now and went straight to area 3 and this beach is just

sublime

area 3 spoilers below

all the different kinds of weird enemies on display here i'm in love... after getting flarlic from the top right corner of the map, i took oatchi on a quick solo hike up sandcastle mountain, past the cannon beetle larvae, past the weird scorpion monster, and happened upon below-grade discotheque

sublevel 1 i lost 10 pikmin to a combination of tusked blowhogs knocking pikmin off the map and me not knowing they could eat pikmin (i thought their job was just to make a huge mess), sublevel 3's contraption was wonderful to figure out and that's where i got my first winged pikmin, and then groovy long legs. like that's a video game boss right there that is grade-a video game material

#i love disco themed bosses in video games. it just works really well #shoutouts to the disco zombie from pvz garden warfare and the disco ball boss from tembo the badass elephant #pikmin 4 spoilers #pikmin 4 #pikmin

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user-needs-new-hyperfixation · 2 years

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Storybooks

(Parts of this might show up in the monstrosity of a WIP that is currently tormenting me, so some of y'all might see this again later. Maybe.)

Imagine Sherlock and Liam just lazily mapping out scars on each other’s bodies.

Sherlock has a story for each mark Liam touches; adventures and mishaps galore. Here on his shin is where he fell on a sharp rock as a child, trying to chase Mycroft's longer stride across a stream. Here is where during a casual and rather lawless boxing match he glanced his hairline off the edge of a crate. Across his back is a slice from a murderer's attempt to get the best of him with a letter opener of all bloody things. This one on his hand involved a very wealthy Christmas goose that was not nearly as dead as it ought to have been. There are a few though, that make him go quiet -- those that represent failure, someone he couldn’t save or a puzzle he couldn't solve.

Liam is the opposite. Most of his scars are reminders of stories he has no desire to tell. Those that were born of his own sins he does not speak of, and Sherlock runs fingers over them but does not ask. Those that represent sins against him, crisscrossing up his forearms, he explains in quiet murmurs, and receives a latticework of kisses layered over them.

He does have some lighter stories though: this on his ribs was Louis, nicking him with a dagger while they trained with Jack as children, and then proceeding to spend a week apologizing on every breath and swearing to never touch a knife again. William put an end to that by buying him a murderously honed little blade with a handle of intricately carved ivory and insisting he return to practice.

Here on his wrist is a gash from a frightened and angry kitten he rescued from a tree (he pointedly ignores the look Sherlock gives him at that, but his gaze is drawn to the mark of his own sword on his lover's arm as he tells the tale).

On his own shoulder is a graze from a time he signaled Moran to shoot, knowing he was in the line of fire but determined to end the life of the monster he was grappling with. And Moran, ever-faithful, obeyed, but later pulled William into a bruisingly tight bear hug and insisted on bandaging him up himself.

They end up back at the scars that mark the end of their performative enmity: that clean slice across Sherlock's shoulder, and the jagged web of wounds around Liam's eye.

They don't know yet the scars they will gain over the years in defense of each other, in defense of the innocent, and from the far simpler wounds of life well-lived. Those too will be stories, told with some embellishment to eager young students and to a growing collection of surrogate nieces and nephews who are overflowing with curiosity and imagination. And if the children are convinced that Uncle Liam must surely be a pirate, and Uncle Sherlock is both the greatest detective in history and a genuine wild west cowboy ...well, why should anyone tell them otherwise?

#yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #sherliam #ficlet #cameo appearance of That One Goose (it's a zombie now)#my ever-growing longing for a 2nd generation of the gang and just a whole bunch of shenanigans #don't @ me about ivory it's 18?? & the british are terrible & even baby liam is not immune to buying an unethical pretty object sometimes #(elephants are wonderful and beautiful and it's a sin to hurt them)

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noesinferno · 1 year

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