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Real Men hit girls 💕

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Okay. So...I got slapped guys!!!

I went over to his place and we were chatting and smoking weed ane made nachos (which were so fucking good btw I'm such a slut for guac 🤤). And watched the new Evil dead. About half way through I asked if I could ask him something a bit crazy and it was totally cool if he said no and I asked him if he could slap me. He was sort of hesitant not sure if I was like tricking him or something but after I explained that I'd just never been slapped by a guy and I really wanted to know how ot felt cause guys are so much stronger. He agreed....but only if we could "make out" for the rest of the movie.

He slapped me on my left cheek, he didn't do it full force but it was still a fair whack and like I literally went dizzy for a second and my cheek got so hot. I thanked him and we cuddled for the rest of the movie and every now and then he would pull me in for a kiss.

He said I was a nice kisser and that I was more fun single (he said it as a joke but I don't think it was)

Now I'm at home in bed with a diet coke and joint feeling very proud of myself 💕

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Rehab

Being a dyke should be treated like an addiction. I'm addicted to a perverse sexual lifestyle. Rehab would be a lot of classes on femininity, home economics and straight porn constally on at all times.

So, if you see any posts on my page or in my likes that you think is too queer send it to me and tell me how its wrong and perverse and ive relapsed and then send me straight porn to watch instead 🎀

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I hope my future boyfriend hits me whenever he feels like it 💕

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When you get so high that you invite the guy friend that slapped you around to yours to "watch another movie 😉" bc you get horny when you're high

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A guy friend called me a dipshit today and I liked it

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Hanging with a guy friend later, gonna try and be brave enough to ask for a slap 🥵💕

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Goddamn right I want to make you a teen mom. It's what your fertile little belly is meant for.

Plus I would be much easier to control bc Im young and dumb

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Boy/friend update

It literally just occured to me that you guys are probably picturing like a teen/guy in his early 20s when I've talked about him 😂 I won't give to many specifics to respect his privacy but he's in his 40s like tattoos, beard, dad bod kind of guy.

Anyway! My parents are away for the day/night for some friends wedding thing so he was able to come here for once. We mostly hung out in my room because its the only room that I can smoke weed in. We chatted about the break up a bit (sorry to ruin the fantasy) but I told him it was basically gonna happen sooner or later because I felt we had outgrown eachother and what with her moving soon for this new job I just didn't see it working out...plus I told him that the sex was just not good anymore and thats a big deal to me. He joked about it and said I should tell him more and gove hin details which normally I would get bitchy about but I just laughed with him. Then he asked me "So, are you still a lesbian ?.." I didn't know how to explain it so I said "No, I think it was just a phase." (🥵 it was so fucking hot to say out loud and know that he sees me as a straight girl now). We got pretty baked and put on this movie Lovelace with Amanda Seyfried in it (omg it was soooo good! You guys should watch it). We ended up spooning while watching it and he like had his hand on my tit the entire movie.

At the end he just rolled me onto my back and started kissing me and putting his hands all over me and I mean /ALL OVER ME/. I pulled back to sort of tell him I wasn't ready to go all the way but he was super sweet and told me not to worry my pretty little head about it and to just have fun so I did. He put his hand between my legs and let me hump at his hand for a while and then he got between my legs and pushed himself right against my pussy, like I could feel his hard dick (I was only wearing leggins and panties so there wasn't much in the way). I figured it was only fair since he had let me hump his hand so I started humping up against him and he started moving too. He pulled my top up and like my bra down so my tits were out and I came like twice in my panties 🥵 I think he came too but I was too nervous to ask. He gave me a kiss at the door when he was leaving and reminded me to lock the doors behind him & to call if I needed anything because he knew I was staying alone tonight 🥵💕

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Honestly. I would have said you should have showed the tumblr post to your ex. It would have been a better breakup

As if she wouldn't have shared it around or told people I know Irl about it 😂

I don't know if some people on here are genuinely so horny they lose braincells or they just need to touch grass.

Yeah, sure that would have been hot in a made up porn story but I dont write porn stories or roleplay on this blog.

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Your friend is definitely at home jerking off right now thinking about slapping you and wondering how wet you got.

He did kiss me for a really long time when the movie was ending and he did cop a feel

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🥀🥀🥀

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Im so fucking high right now and thinking about being married to a man like a good little lesbian straight girl 🥵

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Did you want to go further, or did you mostly just want to get slapped?

I'm not ready to go further than just begginers mode with guys yet because I literally only ended a 4 year relationship yesterday. The kissing was nice and I wouldn't mind doing it again. I mean if he had tried to play with my pussy Id probably have let him but I assume he'd want reciprocation and Im not there yet so it wouldn't be fair.

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Did being slapped get you wet?

Yes, being slapped has always gotten me wet. Think I just have a thing for violence (not extreme violence) but like domesticated

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I've spent all of today watching porn and crying about the break up 💔