#~190 balloons guys. I blew up maybe 70% of them

[slurp-imagines]

Uzumaki Naruto - Pokemon AU (Team 7)

I feel like Team 7 would be Johto kids, so I’m building their eventual ace teams based off the combined Johto-Kanto Pokédex from Heart Gold / Soul Silver.

Uzumaki Naruto

Dragonite (female)

Muk (male)

Charizard (female) 

Ambipom (male)

Gyarados (male)

Ampharos (female)

Dragonite

Dragonite is such a comforting presence for Naruto honestly. He overslept so bad that he was far later than Professor Kakashi was for the meeting, so when he got there all the other starters were already paired off to other trainers. There was just a little Dratini left, and he is so glad it turned out that way.

She’s a lot more mature than Naruto is and she just has a sort of motherly energy about her.

Whenever he’s doubting himself, she’s always able to put a little more wind in his sails. She keeps him from being lonely, from getting caught up in his failures or short-comings.

She’s a treasure and Naruto refuses to treat her as anything but.

Muk

He and this Muk though, I stg lmao. It’s such a messy relationship (no pun intended). They meet at this gross little pond in a forest somewhere. Grimer emerges from it looking like a nightmare creature and Naruto just shrieks

It turns out that Grimer is a touch-starved little baby. He thinks this kid looks kind enough and makes funny faces so he seems like a good hug buddy, and Naruto is like no! stay away. gross child

Grimer follows him back to their camp out of spite and that’s the end of that. He discovers that Naruto is a lot more annoying than expected but that’s okay, he’s still fun to tease. A couple days being stalked and Naruto finally holds a Pokéball out to him.

They say when you’re stuck with someone for long enough, you either learn to love or tolerate them. They keep a fine balance between the two lmao

Charizard

Naruto is convinced that his Charizard is the grumpiest thing alive. Grumpier than Sasuke. That’s saying something

Sasuke hates the comparison, but the second Naruto does something dumb in from of them? Both their arms crossed, with the same “you are such a stupid idiot why am I still here” expression on their faces. Naruto cracks up every time

As a Charmander, she was probably just as prideful as she is now. Thought she was bigger than her body. Chest puffed out at all times. So cute

As she got older and evolved, she just became more and more of a grumpy grandma. Which is still pretty cute. Naruto loves her to bits

Ambipom

Ambipom is the little brother he never had tbh. They get up to so many terrible antics. It’s prank city with these two

They’re very similar in personality, and they clicked instantly when they met.

As an Aipom he was really unruly (and may have taken a few pranks too far, Sakura forever holds a grudge against Naruto for one in particular lol) so he kind of forced Naruto to mature a little early and set him straight. They learn about boundaries together

Also Naruto would always let Aipom dangle off him, but Ambipom weighs like 45 pounds and still koala-climbs on him all the time. The first time Ambipom grabbed his shoulder to jump on, Naruto straight up just fell over lmao

Gyarados

Gyarados is Naruto’s pride and joy. Cause just look at him. So majestic. So noble

No one was allowed to insult this Magikarp without getting some serious lip from its trainer. No one

“Just you assholes wait til my boy evolves. Then you’ll see”

Training with Magikarp was rigorous, but always fun. Naruto is full of encouragement and positive reinforcement, Magikarp could never doubt himself for very long

I like to imagine that Naruto was swimming in a lake, just chilling with the team, when the guppy under his arm evolves out of nowhere. The sudden expansion sends him flying out like 10 feet lol, but you better trust and believe that Naruto was whooping and cheering for his lil buddy, lake water sloshing into his mouth or not

Ampharos

Ampharos is.. a meme

You know how Team Rocket does those cheesy poses together? Ever since she was a Flaaffy, Ampharos has done one with Naruto pretty much every time she’s sent out for battle. Naruto started it ironically at first (mostly to annoy Sasuke when they spar/battle) but they never stopped and he honestly doesn’t know if he can. It’s so automatic. At first they’d burst out laughing after a few seconds but now they can do it completely straight-faced

But also... Naruto lowkey finds Ampharos intimidatingly smart for a Pokémon. Has an animal ever just stared at you? And you can kinda see in their beady eyes that there’s something going on back there? Almost like they know something. And they’re just uncomfortably staring into your soul. That’s Ampharos

This got too long so I broke it into parts!

Sakura, Sasuke

[old-stellar]

I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WAKE UP INSIDE! I CAN'T WAKE UP SEND HELP!

Bee movie script KIDOUYUUTO SEP 16TH, 2013 71,831 NEVERrawdownloadreport58.50 KB1. Bee Movie Script
2.  
3.   
4.   
5. According to all known laws
6. of aviation,
7.  
8.   
9. there is no way a bee
10. should be able to fly.
11.  
12.   
13. Its wings are too small to get
14. its fat little body off the ground.
15.  
16.   
17. The bee, of course, flies anyway
18.  
19.   
20. because bees don't care
21. what humans think is impossible.
22.  
23.   
24. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
25. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
26.  
27.   
28. Ooh, black and yellow!
29. Let's shake it up a little.
30.  
31.   
32. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
33.  
34.   
35. Ooming!
36.  
37.   
38. Hang on a second.
39.  
40.   
41. Hello?
42.  
43.   
44. - Barry?
45. - Adam?
46.  
47.   
48. - Oan you believe this is happening?
49. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
50.  
51.   
52. Looking sharp.
53.  
54.   
55. Use the stairs. Your father
56. paid good money for those.
57.  
58.   
59. Sorry. I'm excited.
60.  
61.   
62. Here's the graduate.
63. We're very proud of you, son.
64.  
65.   
66. A perfect report card, all B's.
67.  
68.   
69. Very proud.
70.  
71.   
72. Ma! I got a thing going here.
73.  
74.   
75. - You got lint on your fuzz.
76. - Ow! That's me!
77.  
78.   
79. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
80. - Bye!
81.  
82.   
83. Barry, I told you,
84. stop flying in the house!
85.  
86.   
87. - Hey, Adam.
88. - Hey, Barry.
89.  
90.   
91. - Is that fuzz gel?
92. - A little. Special day, graduation.
93.  
94.   
95. Never thought I'd make it.
96.  
97.   
98. Three days grade school,
99. three days high school.
100.  
101.   
102. Those were awkward.
103.  
104.   
105. Three days college. I'm glad I took
106. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
107.  
108.   
109. You did come back different.
110.  
111.   
112. - Hi, Barry.
113. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
114.  
115.   
116. - Hear about Frankie?
117. - Yeah.
118.  
119.   
120. - You going to the funeral?
121. - No, I'm not going.
122.  
123.   
124. Everybody knows,
125. sting someone, you die.
126.  
127.   
128. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
129. Such a hothead.
130.  
131.   
132. I guess he could have
133. just gotten out of the way.
134.  
135.   
136. I love this incorporating
137. an amusement park into our day.
138.  
139.   
140. That's why we don't need vacations.
141.  
142.   
143. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
144. under the circumstances.
145.  
146.   
147. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
148. - We are!
149.  
150.   
151. - Bee-men.
152. - Amen!
153.  
154.   
155. Hallelujah!
156.  
157.   
158. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
159.  
160.   
161. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
162.  
163.   
164. Welcome, New Hive Oity
165. graduating class of...
166.  
167.   
168. ...9:15.
169.  
170.   
171. That concludes our ceremonies.
172.  
173.   
174. And begins your career
175. at Honex Industries!
176.  
177.   
178. Will we pick ourjob today?
179.  
180.   
181. I heard it's just orientation.
182.  
183.   
184. Heads up! Here we go.
185.  
186.   
187. Keep your hands and antennas
188. inside the tram at all times.
189.  
190.   
191. - Wonder what it'll be like?
192. - A little scary.
193.  
194.   
195. Welcome to Honex,
196. a division of Honesco
197.  
198.   
199. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
200.  
201.   
202. This is it!
203.  
204.   
205. Wow.
206.  
207.   
208. Wow.
209.  
210.   
211. We know that you, as a bee,
212. have worked your whole life
213.  
214.   
215. to get to the point where you
216. can work for your whole life.
217.  
218.   
219. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
220. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
221.  
222.   
223. Our top-secret formula
224.  
225.   
226. is automatically color-corrected,
227. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
228.  
229.   
230. into this soothing sweet syrup
231.  
232.   
233. with its distinctive
234. golden glow you know as...
235.  
236.   
237. Honey!
238.  
239.   
240. - That girl was hot.
241. - She's my cousin!
242.  
243.   
244. - She is?
245. - Yes, we're all cousins.
246.  
247.   
248. - Right. You're right.
249. - At Honex, we constantly strive
250.  
251.   
252. to improve every aspect
253. of bee existence.
254.  
255.   
256. These bees are stress-testing
257. a new helmet technology.
258.  
259.   
260. - What do you think he makes?
261. - Not enough.
262.  
263.   
264. Here we have our latest advancement,
265. the Krelman.
266.  
267.   
268. - What does that do?
269. - Oatches that little strand of honey
270.  
271.   
272. that hangs after you pour it.
273. Saves us millions.
274.  
275.   
276. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
277.  
278.   
279. Of course. Most bee jobs are
280. small ones. But bees know
281.  
282.   
283. that every small job,
284. if it's done well, means a lot.
285.  
286.   
287. But choose carefully
288.  
289.   
290. because you'll stay in the job
291. you pick for the rest of your life.
292.  
293.   
294. The same job the rest of your life?
295. I didn't know that.
296.  
297.   
298. What's the difference?
299.  
300.   
301. You'll be happy to know that bees,
302. as a species, haven't had one day off
303.  
304.   
305. in 27 million years.
306.  
307.   
308. So you'll just work us to death?
309.  
310.   
311. We'll sure try.
312.  
313.   
314. Wow! That blew my mind!
315.  
316.   
317. "What's the difference?"
318. How can you say that?
319.  
320.   
321. One job forever?
322. That's an insane choice to have to make.
323.  
324.   
325. I'm relieved. Now we only have
326. to make one decision in life.
327.  
328.   
329. But, Adam, how could they
330. never have told us that?
331.  
332.   
333. Why would you question anything?
334. We're bees.
335.  
336.   
337. We're the most perfectly
338. functioning society on Earth.
339.  
340.   
341. You ever think maybe things
342. work a little too well here?
343.  
344.   
345. Like what? Give me one example.
346.  
347.   
348. I don't know. But you know
349. what I'm talking about.
350.  
351.   
352. Please clear the gate.
353. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
354.  
355.   
356. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
357.  
358.   
359. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
360. - Wow.
361.  
362.   
363. I've never seen them this close.
364.  
365.   
366. They know what it's like
367. outside the hive.
368.  
369.   
370. Yeah, but some don't come back.
371.  
372.   
373. - Hey, Jocks!
374. - Hi, Jocks!
375.  
376.   
377. You guys did great!
378.  
379.   
380. You're monsters!
381. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
382.  
383.   
384. - I wonder where they were.
385. - I don't know.
386.  
387.   
388. Their day's not planned.
389.  
390.   
391. Outside the hive, flying who knows
392. where, doing who knows what.
393.  
394.   
395. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
396. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
397.  
398.   
399. Right.
400.  
401.   
402. Look. That's more pollen
403. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
404.  
405.   
406. It's just a status symbol.
407. Bees make too much of it.
408.  
409.   
410. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
411. and the ladies see you wearing it.
412.  
413.   
414. Those ladies?
415. Aren't they our cousins too?
416.  
417.   
418. Distant. Distant.
419.  
420.   
421. Look at these two.
422.  
423.   
424. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
425. - Let's have fun with them.
426.  
427.   
428. It must be dangerous
429. being a Pollen Jock.
430.  
431.   
432. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
433. against a mushroom!
434.  
435.   
436. He had a paw on my throat,
437. and with the other, he was slapping me!
438.  
439.   
440. - Oh, my!
441. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
442.  
443.   
444. What were you doing during this?
445.  
446.   
447. Trying to alert the authorities.
448.  
449.   
450. I can autograph that.
451.  
452.   
453. A little gusty out there today,
454. wasn't it, comrades?
455.  
456.   
457. Yeah. Gusty.
458.  
459.   
460. We're hitting a sunflower patch
461. six miles from here tomorrow.
462.  
463.   
464. - Six miles, huh?
465. - Barry!
466.  
467.   
468. A puddle jump for us,
469. but maybe you're not up for it.
470.  
471.   
472. - Maybe I am.
473. - You are not!
474.  
475.   
476. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
477.  
478.   
479. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
480. Are you bee enough?
481.  
482.   
483. I might be. It all depends
484. on what 0900 means.
485.  
486.   
487. Hey, Honex!
488.  
489.   
490. Dad, you surprised me.
491.  
492.   
493. You decide what you're interested in?
494.  
495.   
496. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
497. - But you only get one.
498.  
499.   
500. Do you ever get bored
501. doing the same job every day?
502.  
503.   
504. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
505.  
506.   
507. You grab that stick, and you just
508. move it around, and you stir it around.
509.  
510.   
511. You get yourself into a rhythm.
512. It's a beautiful thing.
513.  
514.   
515. You know, Dad,
516. the more I think about it,
517.  
518.   
519. maybe the honey field
520. just isn't right for me.
521.  
522.   
523. You were thinking of what,
524. making balloon animals?
525.  
526.   
527. That's a bad job
528. for a guy with a stinger.
529.  
530.   
531. Janet, your son's not sure
532. he wants to go into honey!
533.  
534.   
535. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
536. - I'm not trying to be funny.
537.  
538.   
539. You're not funny! You're going
540. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
541.  
542.   
543. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
544. - No one's listening to me!
545.  
546.   
547. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
548.  
549.   
550. I could say anything right now.
551. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
552.  
553.   
554. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
555.  
556.   
557. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
558. Shave my antennae.
559.  
560.   
561. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
562. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
563.  
564.   
565. I'm so proud.
566.  
567.   
568. - We're starting work today!
569. - Today's the day.
570.  
571.   
572. Oome on! All the good jobs
573. will be gone.
574.  
575.   
576. Yeah, right.
577.  
578.   
579. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
580. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
581.  
582.   
583. - Is it still available?
584. - Hang on. Two left!
585.  
586.   
587. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
588. Step to the side.
589.  
590.   
591. - What'd you get?
592. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
593.  
594.   
595. Wow!
596.  
597.   
598. Oouple of newbies?
599.  
600.   
601. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
602.  
603.   
604. Make your choice.
605.  
606.   
607. - You want to go first?
608. - No, you go.
609.  
610.   
611. Oh, my. What's available?
612.  
613.   
614. Restroom attendant's open,
615. not for the reason you think.
616.  
617.   
618. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
619. - Sure, you're on.
620.  
621.   
622. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
623.  
624.   
625. Wax monkey's always open.
626.  
627.   
628. The Krelman opened up again.
629.  
630.   
631. What happened?
632.  
633.   
634. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
635. He's dead. Another dead one.
636.  
637.   
638. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
639.  
640.   
641. Dead from the neck up.
642. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
643.  
644.   
645. Oh, this is so hard!
646.  
647.   
648. Heating, cooling,
649. stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
650.  
651.   
652. humming, inspector number seven,
653. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
654.  
655.   
656. mite wrangler. Barry, what
657. do you think I should... Barry?
658.  
659.   
660. Barry!
661.  
662.   
663. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
664. in quadrant nine...
665.  
666.   
667. What happened to you?
668. Where are you?
669.  
670.   
671. - I'm going out.
672. - Out? Out where?
673.  
674.   
675. - Out there.
676. - Oh, no!
677.  
678.   
679. I have to, before I go
680. to work for the rest of my life.
681.  
682.   
683. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
684.  
685.   
686. Another call coming in.
687.  
688.   
689. If anyone's feeling brave,
690. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
691.  
692.   
693. that gets their roses today.
694.  
695.   
696. Hey, guys.
697.  
698.   
699. - Look at that.
700. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
701.  
702.   
703. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
704.  
705.   
706. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
707.  
708.   
709. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
710.  
711.   
712. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
713.  
714.   
715. - Thank you.
716. - OK.
717.  
718.   
719. You got a rain advisory today,
720.  
721.   
722. and as you all know,
723. bees cannot fly in rain.
724.  
725.   
726. So be careful. As always,
727. watch your brooms,
728.  
729.   
730. hockey sticks, dogs,
731. birds, bears and bats.
732.  
733.   
734. Also, I got a couple of reports
735. of root beer being poured on us.
736.  
737.   
738. Murphy's in a home because of it,
739. babbling like a cicada!
740.  
741.   
742. - That's awful.
743. - And a reminder for you rookies,
744.  
745.  
746.