31yo queer poly redneck from georgiainfp + aquarius + chaotic sleepyif it ain’t queer im not writing about iti am the trickster, call me tahthey/them
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this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys
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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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just fell to my fucking knees what do you mean the baby gays don’t know about the carmilla web series anymore… we are losing foundational texts… qrt is right we need to reopen immediately
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to this day my dad insists that he has yet to see a cartoon that made him laugh as much as the powerpuff girls meet the beat alls episode did
doooont really understand the modern trend of people pointing and laughing at people who say that children's cartoons often include humor for adults (not adult humor, which is a different thing,) in the show bc like. i thought we were all aware that it is very common for children's cartoons to include humor aimed specifically at the parents/older siblings of their main target audience since it's generally assumed that they'll either be watching with the kid or will be at least in the vicinity while it was on tv
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doooont really understand the modern trend of people pointing and laughing at people who say that children's cartoons often include humor for adults (not adult humor, which is a different thing,) in the show bc like. i thought we were all aware that it is very common for children's cartoons to include humor aimed specifically at the parents/older siblings of their main target audience since it's generally assumed that they'll either be watching with the kid or will be at least in the vicinity while it was on tv
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:
If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.
Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!
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Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles
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when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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Hi, the past 4 weeks has been sort of a mess for me. For 5 days I had abdominal pain, that I had tried to ignore until I ended up having to go to the Emergency room. Then I was told I had to get my Gallbladder removed had to stay at the hospital for 3 days and was away from my apartment for another 3 days.
Getting out of bed from laying down to sitting up/standing has been difficult for the past couple of weeks, thankfully its now lessened without the need of painkillers or anything. I have alot of commissions I need to work on but I am behind on the commissions I need to do. I'm very sorry commissions have slowed to a snails pace. Thank you for your patience with me and for your patience with me.
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over on twitter they’re currently having lesbian discourse about whether or not femmes can wear packers but i haven’t been able to participate in the discourse because every time my brain conceptualizes femmes wearing packers i immediately get lightheaded and pass out from all the blood rushing to my
#me trying to rizz up femmes wearing packers: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL#hall of fame
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Miss Fortune - Riftbound Champion Unit Cards
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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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I am like. extremely entertained by Sabrina Carpenter's growing catalog of songs about shacking up with men who she does not respect or even like and seems frankly embarrassed to be affiliated with at all. some kind of fascinating studies in heterosexuality happening there.
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