tailsfromthecrypt

[tailsfromthecrypt]

spoilers for Ch 24 of The burning of The Library

I spent all day outside, came home, fell asleep, woke up again at one am, and this happened. @wixenforever

I LOVED THE NEW CHAPTER. AUGH. I havent had the energy to write a LONG comment yet so have this in the meantime. Thank you so much for writing!!

[tailsfromthecrypt]

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

[tailsfromthecrypt]

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

[tailsfromthecrypt]

[tailsfromthecrypt]

I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad

[tailsfromthecrypt]

well? can you?

[tailsfromthecrypt]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[tailsfromthecrypt]

[tailsfromthecrypt]

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

[tailsfromthecrypt]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[tailsfromthecrypt]

A 14 year old girl flushing her miscarriage down the toilet can be charged with mutilating a corpse, but keeping a dead woman on life support for 120 days then cutting her open to extract a 2 pound fetus because her dead body was decaying too fast to sustain the pregnancy any longer is not only legal but compelled by law. America/the world/men hate women so much.

[tailsfromthecrypt]

happy birthday, asshole!

[tailsfromthecrypt]

[tailsfromthecrypt]

i just came from twitter LOOOOL! 😜👏 let’s go, tumblyp

h… hm… did anyone else feel that

[tailsfromthecrypt]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[tailsfromthecrypt]

[tailsfromthecrypt]

what are we even saying anymore