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My horde!

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There is only god frog

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Due to the virus I will be sleeping!!! In moss!!! No questions please

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First post!

Hey guys! You can call me Pituka and I talk about dragons! I am a long-time Dragoncore enthusiast (even if I didn't know what it was called) and here's my hoard as of today!

It's sort of dragoncore-ish? Anyways, it's usually just trinkets and things that bring back memories from me, or that make a nice jingly sound!

The coins on the left are actually special, because they have a unique carving on them to celebrate 25 years of their use!

And if you're wondering which one is my absolute favorite shiny..

It's these two Ramune glass balls! They come from a japanese drink and are so smooth, round and make an amazing clackity sound it makes me go FERAL

Anyways, I hope to see you guys soon!

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The goblin emerges from his closet with a half eaten bag of Doritos and a cat piano, ready to wreck havock.

-Me after playing cat piano in my closet for 3 hours

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You gotta remember. When I fight, I'm not clever. I just have a real big fucking rock.

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ahhh “lying”…. one of the oldest tricks in the book. aside from “bashing someone over the head with a rock”

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Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

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What do you all think are some good goblin names? I am working on some lore for a project.

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One of the geodes in the kit cracked with a hammer. Nice sparkly quartz inside.

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No Gender.

Only Dirt.

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2019 literally feels like it’s 2 or 3 years in one…umbrella academy came out earlier this year but every time a meme from it crosses my dash it feels so 2017. endgame happened this year and it feels like that happened in 2015 w how quiet everything has been about it recently…even last week feels like it happened 3 months back like !!what the FUCK is up 

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“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

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Why do mice and rats gotta be so damn cute

Credit - RXT.Z on Instagram

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I just wanna eat stew with rustic bread while wrapped in a big knitted blanket *sigh*

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I don’t want to grow up

I wanna build a fort in the woods and play using sticks as swords

None of my friends wants to play anymore.