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if you’re ever at a vet hospital and can hear dogs/cats howling and screeching and making terrible noises from the back, please be aware that 99% of the time it is NOT because:

they are dying

they are in terrible pain

they are being tortured

It almost always IS because:

someone is taking their temperature

someone is placing an IV catheter

they’re mad about being in a kennel

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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

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hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

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computer open. Computer show me fictional guy

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casual blue crab miku doodle

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Thanks for the unintentional poll idea @inkdroplet-sivz

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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

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cant stop thinking abt this bit from a psa about activated charcoal flushing your medications from your system

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Do they know that reading is not mandatory? Nobody is forcing them to read?

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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

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we should make the olympics traditional again, not this progressive sjw bullshit. men, fully nude, their cock and balls out, wrestling. covered in oil. touching each other, pushing each other around, bending each other over. asserting their dominance over one another and making them physically submit to them in the most natural, almost animalistic manner. pushing their entire exposed, oily bodies against another men. pushing each other into the ground, straddling each other. skin touching skin. things of that nature

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i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

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Yknow what I LOVE about the Star Trek fandom? It’s ANCIENT. I had a talk with a nice old lady at the old persons home that my great grandma is in and she noticed my Spock shirt and was like “oh I love that show I thought the premise was lovely” and you all know THE PREMISE is trekspeak for spirk and I was like “do you accept the premise because I do” and she looked at me with the eyes of someone who is reliving their otp moments and she said “the premise is all I wrote about, dear” and we just talked about spirk for a hella long time and I just love how age doesn’t matter in this fandom you can be ninety and still be the biggest spirk bitch ever how rad is that