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✗Oh, You’re in My Veins✗ — A Greedling fanmix about needs.

art credits: 1 {I couldn’t find the artist, still the credits belongs to it} || 2.

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Kiss Marry Kill: Greedling, Ling, and Lan Fan

Ohhhhhh this is awwwfuuuull ooohhh my gooood nooooooooo

Kill Lan Fan, Kiss Greed (greeling) and Marry Ling

WHHYYYYYY

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Source

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How to use 8tracks

step 1. Search “Greedling”

step 2. Find playlist titled “GUNSHOT GUNSHOT CASH REGISTER NOISE”

step 3. Laugh

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Ling and Greedling character sheets from Yupa’s anime gallery.Including a short-sleeved look for Ling I don’t recall ever seeing? Maybe that’s just to get his arms right. Interesting. Or to note that merging with Greed apparently made him more muscular.

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does NO ONE IN THIS CRUEL WORLD SHIP GREED X GREED?????? 

NO ONE?????

JUST ME????

ILL SEE MYSELF OUT

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Ed: hey greed, you wanna travel together and be friends and shit

Greed: psssh, yea right im not THAT desperate

Greed: *leaves*

Greed: god im so lonely

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“this!! it’s mine!!”

Source [x]

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新年贺  by nise

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Okay but WHAT IF 

Ling totally topped greed

in bed

yes okay hear me out 

i know what you’re thinking

“ling is like the perfect uke because look how cute and wiggly he is, and greed is just so confident and kewl and”

but we’ve seen Ling go from silly to badass motherfucker in about 0.0003 seconds

and come on greed isn’t a tiny bit tsundere? a little bit? really?

“its not like we’re friends or anything, brat/pissant. you guys are just my henchmen." 

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wwhhhyyyyyyyy

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somewhere on Tumblr there’s a post saying something like “greed kicks father off a roof yelling LONG LIVE THE KING” and for the life of me I have no idea where it went, but here you go anyway

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In a nutshell

Ed: wut r u gonna do with ur life

Greed: im gonna take over the world, duh

Ed: pffft oh yeah

Ed: how r u gonna do that

Greed: idk

Greed: ...

Greed: s hut upp,,

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this is pretty much what happened i mean

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PSA: Greed is a cat

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I just realized

Greed takes Wrath’s and Mrs. Bradley’s fine china

and THROWS IT AT THEM

GREED IS WHY THEY CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS