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I’ve just rewatched “Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?” and it’s funny to imagine that people who didn’t watch/don’t remember this episode might see these screenshots and freak out that it looks like they found out Perry’s secret
But nope Candace and Perry accidentally switched bodies when both went through a teleportation device at the same time
I know it’s a common trope in cartoons to do this type of episode and that when it happens the characters will keep their original voices as to not confuse the viewers but I kinda wish we could’ve seen Candace in Perry’s body only able to chatter and for Perry in Candace’s body to be able to speak in her voice (but only one line)

But that’s a just random thought I had and if I’m honest I do like that the show limits Perry from really “speaking” or how he’ll have only a few moments where he’ll write something down
He’s like Ferb in that sense! Both are rectangular shaped characters that only “talk” when they have something they want to say! (No wonder they’re my top 2 favorite characters)
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I’ve just rewatched “Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?” and it’s funny to imagine that people who didn’t watch/don’t remember this episode might see these screenshots and freak out that it looks like they found out Perry’s secret
But nope Candace and Perry accidentally switched bodies when both went through a teleportation device at the same time
I know it’s a common trope in cartoons to do this type of episode and that when it happens the characters will keep their original voices as to not confuse the viewers but I kinda wish we could’ve seen Candace in Perry’s body only able to chatter and for Perry in Candace’s body to be able to speak in her voice (but only one line)

But that’s a just random thought I had and if I’m honest I do like that the show limits Perry from really “speaking” or how he’ll have only a few moments where he’ll write something down
He’s like Ferb in that sense! Both are rectangular shaped characters that only “talk” when they have something they want to say! (No wonder they’re my top 2 favorite characters)
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According to -> this official pnf comic <- Perry’s chatter is “BRBRBRBRBRBR” but to me I just read that as “brb” so in my head I thought it looks like he’s just saying “be right back be right back be right back” over and over again😭😭😭

Which is why the video game version spelling of “Gyururururururu” is absolutely canon I don’t accept that it’s not! It just looks and sounds better
EXCUSE ME BRBRBRBRBRBBRBR
i genuinely stan the krkrkrkrkrkrkrkr version i just cannot see it any other way, WHERE DID THE KRKRKRKRKR COME FROM is that a fandom thing
i’ll slap a t inbetween there sometimes for whatever reason like krtkrkrtkrkt but krkrkrkrkr is my peak
Gyurururururu why can’t i do voice notes as answers to these asks i would just answer wjth a constant gyururururururu
anyway brbrbrbrbrbrbb i’m gonna send a very important email to the tumbkr staff
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Doofenshmirtz is out! Peace ✌️

*sits up and pushes the helmet up so i can see*
peace? ✌️
*presses the self destruct button on the Delete-From-My-Mind-Inator and tosses it aside before it explodes*
#that was a much faster reply than i was expecting (not necessarily a bad thing just unexpected)#anyway that was fun! do u wanna do this again sometime?#if not that's okay i understand if not#either way thanks for indulging me#i appreciate it#anyway now it's goodnight and sleep well
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Well,
*throws the Delete-From-My-Mind-Inator at you*
*the Delete-From-My-Mind-Inator hits me in the face and as it vibrates from the impact it sits on my head whilst i stumble back and hit a wall, before comically falling over onto my back*
#i squeezed one in! yay! :3#i am hammered though so i'm probably gonna pass out in less than an hour#in any case goodnight! sleep well! fight u more tomorrow /lh
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sometimes a family consists of a man, his daughter, his ex-wife, his platypus arch-nemesis, his squirrel-powered robot who is not his son, and a balloon.
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I’ve just rewatched “Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?” and it’s funny to imagine that people who didn’t watch/don’t remember this episode might see these screenshots and freak out that it looks like they found out Perry’s secret
But nope Candace and Perry accidentally switched bodies when both went through a teleportation device at the same time
I know it’s a common trope in cartoons to do this type of episode and that when it happens the characters will keep their original voices as to not confuse the viewers but I kinda wish we could’ve seen Candace in Perry’s body only able to chatter and for Perry in Candace’s body to be able to speak in her voice (but only one line)

But that’s a just random thought I had and if I’m honest I do like that the show limits Perry from really “speaking” or how he’ll have only a few moments where he’ll write something down
He’s like Ferb in that sense! Both are rectangular shaped characters that only “talk” when they have something they want to say! (No wonder they’re my top 2 favorite characters)
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Wait, really? And all this time I've been seeing a chiropractor like an idiot.
*rolls my eyes at u*
#i'm going out to dinner so most likely i won't be able to respond till tomorrow#i might be able to squeeze in one later tonight but that's if i have the brain power
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According to -> this official pnf comic <- Perry’s chatter is “BRBRBRBRBRBR” but to me I just read that as “brb” so in my head I thought it looks like he’s just saying “be right back be right back be right back” over and over again😭😭😭

Which is why the video game version spelling of “Gyururururururu” is absolutely canon I don’t accept that it’s not! It just looks and sounds better
EXCUSE ME BRBRBRBRBRBBRBR
i genuinely stan the krkrkrkrkrkrkrkr version i just cannot see it any other way, WHERE DID THE KRKRKRKRKR COME FROM is that a fandom thing
i’ll slap a t inbetween there sometimes for whatever reason like krtkrkrtkrkt but krkrkrkrkr is my peak
Gyurururururu why can’t i do voice notes as answers to these asks i would just answer wjth a constant gyururururururu
anyway brbrbrbrbrbrbb i’m gonna send a very important email to the tumbkr staff
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(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)
For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!
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OWW!!

*i hit the floor on my back*
ow!!... i actually think that popped my spine. thanks.
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Stacy getting to see Perry do his usual thing with Doof and then later that evening she's having a conversation with Candace venting and Stacy has that moment of 'Wait a minute...'
Candace was describing the very thing Heinz's -inator was supposed to do. She asks what color the beam was. Candace says it was red. It was red. Stacy asks where the beam came from. Candace doesn't know but probably came from the east or something. DEI is east of the Flynn-Fletcher house.
Stacy nearly drops her phone as the realization hits her. Perry and Doof's fights directly lead to the boy's inventions disappearing every day.
And now Stacy's stuck between a rock and a hard place. Does she keep quiet about this? Tell Candace? Tell Perry? Ask him what to do?? But then an idea hits her.
Not all of Doof's inventions are about taking over the tri-state area. Some are just petty little revenge schemes. She could let him win one, right? Just one? For Candace's sake? Candace deserves it after everything she's been through...
She's not betraying Perry.......right?
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I try to duck under and grab you
*u manage to grab me and squirm a bit before trying to punch u in the face*
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OW
I'm going to feel that for WEEKS PERRY THE PLATYPUS
that's nothing compared to how this is gonna feel
*leaps at u and tries to kick ur head in an attempt to knock the Delete-From-My-Mind-Inator off*
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