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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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It's a beautiful day and you are a terrible goose
Little Thieves and its sequels are such a treat--I just had to take a shot at drawing Vanja off of vibes.
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Everyone's favorite sanctimonious coat rack! I imagine this is a moment right before he says "Don't--"
@what-eats-owls
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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.
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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14
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it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts
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this blog is a safe space for summer enjoyers <3
#i love you heat#i love you blue sky#i love you long days#i love you sun that never sets#i love you evening thunderstorms#i love you condensation on my glass#i love you swimming pools#i love you beach#i love you picnics in the shade#i love you bare feet#i love you warm skin#i love you sweat on the back of my neck
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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My favourite trope has to be:
I sacrificed myself to save you. I didn't plan to survive. I burnt all the bridges. I intended to break your heart with my death, but that would be all right, because I wouldn't be around to see you. I pretended that you'll mourn me for a while and move on. I convinced myself I was going down in the blaze of glory. That my deed was appreciated. That everything was going to be all right afterwards, and I didn't need to be there to see it.
But I survived. And now I have to look you in the eye. I have to pick up the pieces of the life I shattered and figure out how to put it back together. If it can be done at all.
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the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating
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big believer of the lily kissed james first propaganda.
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