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Lance: Hunk asked me how I slept last night

Lance: I didn't know wether to say "good" or "okay" so I got nervous and said "gay"

Lance: and then Keith was walking by and said "I didn't know we were telling everyone" (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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AT A SLEEPOVER

Lance: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

Pidge: STOP

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okay but I just realized Veronica & Shiro could have been are brothers-in-law

I.C.O.N.I.C

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Lance: I have a problem with a boy

Veronica: like "his dead body won't fit in the back of a truck" problem or "you like him" problem

Lance: I like him problems

Veronica: too bad. i could've helped you with the other one

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Lance: can I-

Veronica: I don't know what you're thinking but the answer is no

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Acxa: I freaking love women!

Ezor: in a gay way or a feminist way?

Acxa: yes

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Ezor: don't let Acxa fool you, she's not that scary. she used to do ballet.

Lotor: no way

Acxa: which gave me the physical strength to strangle you with my feet

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Uncle Matt: the best way to a man's heart is punching it through the rib cage!

Trouble Child: Okay....!

[Later]

Hunk: Keith, why is Lance crying?

Keith: ...

Matt: ...

Keith: I may or not have punched him

Matt: and I may or may not have told him to

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Keith: hey Matt, how are you?

Matt: I am elegantly moving from one mental breakdown to the next, you?

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I can't come over right now because I'm busy being handsome as hell

- This was Lance, can't deny it

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Lance: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible

Hunk: you mean irresistible

Lance: no

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WHO DO YOU LOVE THE MOST?

Hunk: My best friend, Lance

Keith: my boyfriend, Lance

Lance: Me, Lance

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Matt: are you a morning person or a night person?

Adam: i don't like being al ve at any time of the day, thank you very much

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Adam: wow I wonder why I have such a bad headache???

Shiro: well...

Matt: you haven't had plain water in over 36 hours

Shiro: your sleep schedule is non-existent

Matt: you barely eat a meal a day

Adam: *sipping his iced coffee* interesting

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Shiro: "Adam" spelled backwards is "Mada" which translates to "perfection" in a language I just made up

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Lance: you know how people always say "do what you love"?

Keith: yeah, so?

Lance: I love you

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Keith: I don't like him

Keith: I don't like him

Keith: i Don't liKe Him

Lance: hi

Keith: sweet Jesus I fucking love him