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baby girl Chester

The fact I fell so fast with this man is criminal.
#gunsmoke#Chester#Chester goode#Yes I love. This man#He's sexy#He's kind#He's gentle#He is a good man who stands up for the right#i am cringe but i am free#I am discovering I have a type God dammit
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The love I have for the captions you put on your screenshots is immeasurable. You are a national treasure 🪙🪙🪙
Lolololol thank you so much, I'm glad the people enjoy my nonsensical live-tweeting!
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs#Every morning to help me get large#And now that I'm grown#I eat five dozen eggs#So I'm roughly the size of a barge#Noooooo#Oooooooone#shoots like Gaston#Makes those beauts like Gaston#Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston#I use antlers in all of my decorating#Say it again#Who's a man among men?#And then say it once more#Who's the hero next door?#Who's a super success?#Don't you know? Can't you guess?#Ask his fans and his five hangers-on#There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down#And his name's G-A-S--T--#G-A-S-T-E--#G-A-S-T-O--oh! >:(
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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mccoy is so funny bc his threshold for a level of frustration where he starts slinging slurs is so low spock’s like ‘lol doubt’ and mccoy’s immediately going YOUUU GREEN BLOODED DEVIL EARRED HALF BREED FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH
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Shanghai Binjiang Forest Park, China
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pilot!jigen appreciation post
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Based on a scene from Psych that I thought really fit haha
#It's perfect#loopzoop#lupin the third#lupin iii#This reminds me of another hilarious luzeni comic but for the life of me it's on the tip of my tongue yet I can't name it#inspector zenigata
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I felt like everything and nothing happened in this one, but the animation was stellar! And the dub is... an experience.
#I appreciate traditional art my friend#This turned out really nice!#lupin the 3rd#lupin iii#lupin the third#traditional art#Fuma conspiracy#jigen daisuke#Inspector Zenigata#fujiko mine#goeman ishikawa xiii#Reblog
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Zenigata and the Two Lupin's is now officially available for streaming in Japan!
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Some sketchy lupin doodles
#Lupin#lupin the third#Lupin iii#koichi zenigata#jigen daisuke#So cute#I love these#Another fine addition to my collection of fanart
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I accidentally made a one liner tongue twister in my fanfic
Try saying this out loud
He picked up the lock that Lupin had picked and looped the hook back on the latch.
And more importantly, does it make sense?
#lupin the third#jigen daisuke#i hear a sweet voice calling#Chapter 6#I was proof reading via talking out loud and I came across this line and I had to stop and try and figure out how to actually read it#Without messing up.#hetta has hundreds of hats on her hat rack so how can a hop to Tahiti help that?#Charlie was cheery while choosing his cheeses and cheerily chooses to chop them in chives#The butler burnt the bacon but the butter bore the brunt#It's like a tongue twister but not at the same time cuz it's not alliteration#when what's left of u gets around to what's left to be gotten what's left to be gotten won't be worth gettin whatever it is you've got left#Apparently I channeled my inner Danny Kaye for this one line jeez
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He's invested in the plot, while Jigen feels a bit left out :(
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