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hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep
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Would you rather have a one night stand with Tom or have a short ( 1 months or so ) relationship but no vitamin D
bro i would take sweetie-pie-soft-as-fuck-boyfriend tom over anything lol
let’s play: would you rather? 🌈✨
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Met Lili today at hvff...she was so sweet! She greeted me with “hey southside serpent!” (because of my shirt) and then noticed my forearm tattoos and asked about them (it’s an arrow with roses in the middle) she showed me her arrow tattoo and I mentioned her having a rose tattoo as well and she said “we’re like tattoo soulmates” 🙂 then we took our selfies and I gave her a hug and told her what a lovely person she is because I was too nervous to think of anything better to say lol 🤷🏻♀️
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billy joel: slow down, you’re doin fine, you can’t be everything you wanna be before your time.
me, laying on the floor sobbing: thank u
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i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
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“There is no definition of beauty, but when you can see someone’s spirit coming through, something unexplainable, that’s beautiful to me.“
Liv Tyler
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I hate seeing candids of myself because it reminds me that I’m really real like I’m here and I’m an actual person
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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
Don’t Stop Believing
Bohemian Rhapsody
Living On A Prayer
Come On Eileen
Sweet Caroline
Shot Through the Heart
Pour Some Sugar on Me
Sweet Home Alabama
Under Pressure
Shook Me All Night Long
Ice Ice Baby
Cotton Eyed Joe
500 Miles
Wonderwall
Buddy Holly
A Thousand Miles
Teenage Dirtbag
Red Solo Cup
Mr Brightside
Never Gonna Give You Up
Eye of the Tiger
Chicken Fried
American Pie
I Love Rock and Roll
Dancing Queen
Don’t You Want Me
We Will Rock You
The Time Warp
Hey Jude
Piano Man
This Is How We Do It
Drops of Jupiter
Hey Soul Sister
In The End
All The Small Things
Stacy’s Mom
Kryptonite
All Star
You Found Me
Bad Day
Bring Me To Life
Dance, Dance
Sugar We’re Going Down
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
All The Small Things
Ocean Avenue
Dirty Little Secret
Margaritaville
Sk8er Boi
Brown Eyed Girl
Life Is A Highway
Some Nights
Little Lion Man
Breakeven
Hey There Delilah
Viva La Vida
Use Somebody
Carry On My Wayward Son
Take On Me
1985
Iris
I’m Awesome
Seven Nation Army
September
Since U Been Gone
Skinny Love
Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
Bye Bye Bye
Say It Ain’t So
Somewhere Only We Know
I’m Yours
Last Resort
My Girl
Tiny Dancer
Roxanne
Shout
I’m a Believer
Soul Man
Feel Good Inc
Check Yes Juliet
Walking On Sunshine
MMM Bop
Pumped up Kicks
Hooked On A Feeling
It’s A Beautiful Day
Summer Girls
Before He Cheats
Happy Together
You Make My Dreams Come True
Build Me Up Buttercup
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
DONTTRUSTME
Shake It (Metro Station)
Juke Box Hero
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
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First season me: I love smol awkward Norman he's just misunderstood
Last season me: If Romero don't whoop this boy I s2g 👏🏼😩
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😍 i die
Chest, chest, chest…and his cute pigeon toed walk.
https://instagram.com/p/BQoKKW8l4ic/
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Happens all the time! 😩
sometimes people offer me a thing but i get so anxious instantly that my first response is just ‘no thank you’
but i actually really want the thing and i just stand there like no i wanted the thing god damn why can’t i say yes to people
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