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vulcan horror movies would be an exercise in emotional regulation against fear, targeted directly at vulcans' deepest insecurities. movies titled "IT IS ILLOGICAL TO QUIVER AT THIS SEQUENCE OF EVENTS" which, if one of its hundred-and-six jumpscares gets you, you'll never live it down. humans find them annoyingly scary, like a friend who won't stop trying to "get" you.

you'd think that klingon horror movies are gorefests, but it's actually quite the opposite: gore is honorable, and nothing is scarier than dishonor. they often show a person whose life falls apart despite their own valiance and virtues: like an earth tragedy but with someone who clearly doesn't deserve it. at the end, there's often an operatic number where the protagonist exclaims that there's nothing they could have done to prevent their abysmal fate.

ferengi horror movies are documentaries about stock market crashes

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This dialogue about Spock’s feelings in Episode 03.06 (Spectre Of The Gun), after Chekov is lost..blew me away. I mean..what?

Spock turns to Kirk to confirm he understands his grief. Bones and Scotty go off to scold him how he wouldn’t know ‘that feeling’. Kirk turning around to intervene, and then Spock turning back to his Captain (like he knows something the others don’t). And Spock being so vulnerable! His look at the end. This came out of nowhere and it hit me like a truck (full of emotions). This is why I can’t binge TOS! Also how Nimoy chose to potray this scene, so much to read in his eyes.

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every garfield lover needs their snoopy best friend. it's just the rules, what can i say

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And when he mentioned he has a fiancée he looks like he's going to die from mortification

on amok time again: they really did "spock experiences primal alien mating drive and murder fuck ritual," and didn't even play with "and this is an excuse to see our prim and proper mr spock get sensual with a lady!". like he expends ALL of his hot dominating fantasy uncontrollable lust rage energy ON KIRK. they wrote that and had ONE chance to make spock have any scandalous, carnal housewife jerk off material romance they wanted with any sexy space woman in the universe, and they chose kirk. when he does interact with a woman he throws a soup at her

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thinking about little Nerys on this fine saturday night ;-;

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Nerys!! ♥︎ She has possesed my body and soul these past few days I can't stop drawing her

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sleepy, overstimulated, ipad on 12% but i couldnt stop thinking about kira playing baseball so please accept this product of tired drawing

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she does NOTTT. usually dress this way. Get her out of that outfit RIGHT MEOW.

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Kira <333

I've had the image of her combing her leg hair/fur stuck in my head since I first made her redesign. ouuugh body hair <3

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every time i go into a goodwill or a half price books, i think to myself “maybe this is the day. maybe i will find the Banned Copy of Killing Time here.”

it is never that day. 😔

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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

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Doodle collection! More are on the way.

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every garfield lover needs their snoopy best friend. it's just the rules, what can i say

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having many many thoughts about major Kira / Bajorans having a tail :)

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Among the reasons why Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek is that the outfits look like they were designed by a competent costume designer who had been given a pile of the world's most miscellaneous fabrics and told that if they didn't use it all up by sunrise, Rumpelstiltskin would take their firstborn child.

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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with