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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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local rat girl does not like the new cat in town

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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vice president anomalo caris

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“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

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We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

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someone needs to humble him

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yes bitch #music

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(yes, that @gallusrostromegalus )

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my ancient mama

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t4t kimharry for the soul

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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window