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(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

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why they keep doing her like this

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this is making me HOWL

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happy hanukkah to all! 🕍🕍🕍🕍🕍 chag sameach!

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Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

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apocalypse is a normal weather condition on my dash again so heres some more favorites

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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

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Las serpientes son pajitas grandes

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i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

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not enough people talk about the fact that the mans in the seasons greasons image later evolve to share a symbiotic relationship

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60 votes needed due to filibuster

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A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

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This is my fucked up son that terrifies me and crashed my switch when I tried to send this video