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We owe you for capturing this Dan.

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nora has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by writing kevin’s book about kevin explaining game strategies and technicalities of how the game should be played for 300 pages straight. no thoughts no feelings just pure exy

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I'm afraid I'm losing the idgaf war

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Kevin & Wymack ~

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we need to give andrew more shit for the matching ringtones. everyone focuses on the armbands (which is fair #promise rings) but the matching ringtones are even crazier like that was so early in their dynamic and it was andrew flaying neil to his core AND at the same time cementing his position as neil's rock all tied with a neat possessive gay bow. andrew minyard you were moving in ways that need to be studied.

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ive just been thinking about neil and his phone alot. only thing he had while running that he felt sentimental value for. only thing he wanted to keep so badly he nearly disobeyed his mother for it, even tho he'd never hear her voice thru it again. throws it in the ocean anyway. "honesty looks terrible on you". knee jerk reaction to run whenever it buzzes so they have to desensitize him like a horse. never charges it and never bothers to take it anywhere and is horrible at texting back. "im still the man who said he'd keep you alive this year". holds it out to andrew as proof that he's made his choice not to run because his phone symbolizes his promise to stay and rely on andrew. uses it after evermore to tell the foxes happy new year. doesn't realize he's called andrew until he hears his voice in his ear. sorry let me repeat that last one for emphasis doesnt realize he's called andrew during his lowest point (andrew who had reached this years ago) until he hears his voice in his ear.

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“the monsters” and it’s a guy who’s dedicated his whole life to the sport he loves, a guy who’s just trying to become a doctor and hang out with his girlfriend, a guy who flew across the world at the age of 19 and left everything behind to take care of two kids he barely knew, and a guy who would give up everything to keep his family

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so maybe the gay mafia sports book changed my life. so what.

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women are so cool I love women 🤭

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his partner, his wrangler

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dont startle him, he’s a flight risk

his partner

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Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro?? In this economy??

Was my reference photo Kurt Cobain? Yes, yes, it was. Iykyk :)

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neil josten :

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“they never should have said yes when you asked.”

“i didn't ask—” [GUNSHOT] [CAR CRASH] [BOOM] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [SIRENS] [GLASS BREAKS] [DISTANT YELLING] [EXPLOSION] [HELICOPTERS AND NEWS TRUCKS] “... WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [AMBULANCE SIRENS]

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andrew minyard :

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I just enjoy the fact that Jean's insults towards Neil are almost always of French origin: cretin, imbecile, rascal, malcontent, menace. If he's going to insult his misplaced forever partner, it's going to be in respectable language, thank you very much