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Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

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Only day you can rb this

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A Trip to the Moon

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Would another name for Professor Pyg be Doctor Frankenswein?

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I’m going to steal the Mona Lisa

I’m going to repaint the Sistine Chapel

I will steal the Declaration of Independence

Oh [celebrity/character] we’re really in it now

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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ADHD people what’s the funniest thing you’ve been holding and then suddenly lost?

Somebody in the comments of another post said they lost a whole pot of rice between cooking it and serving it and I can’t stop thinking about that.

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like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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Happy Ides of March!!

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Discovered last night that my cat Huckleberry was showing signs of a UTI and took him to the emergency vet for an evaluation. They were unable to full examine him without sedation, and couldn't since it was almost midnight. They gave him an antiobiotic and said to bring him back if he was still showing signs of being unable to pee normally. Already I'm dealing with a $250+ bill just for the first visit, and since he's not shown any signs of improvement I'll be taking him again here shortly. I know I won't be able to afford the additional medication/examination, so this is me asking for any help to be able to help my baby. I'll add on the final bill to this post once I've got the actual numbers. This cat is my everything and I don't know what I'll do without him.

Venmo: @tlcollins97

Cashapp: $tlcollins97

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I have a little something delightful for you today~! I got to work with @taldoreipixtorsys on her fic Hand Me My Shovel for the Love Like No Other Bang~!

We had a very good time hashing out what Needles and Ink look like, my favorite is still the spiky safety pin earring~!

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All You Do is Tell Me Lies (I Can't Really Be Surprised Anymore)

Read on Ao3, Penana, and Squidge!

Fandom: MCU

Pairing: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers

Rating: E / NC-17

A/N: A dark romance set in an alternate universe!

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Dark Fiction, Escort AU

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Summary

Bucky Barnes, self defense instructor for the widows, thinks it's about to be an ordinary visit when the head widow walks into his dojo. Imagine his surprise when Natasha offers him mission he's never done before.

Written for Love Like No Other: a Dark Romance Bang!

Artist: @taldoreipixtorsys

Artist's Moodboard: [ Tumblr Post ] [ Twitter Post ]

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Moodboard i made for @dvrkblooms’ fic for the Dark Romance bang on AO3! Check it out here

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"