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Ok please be honest with me here and tell me if Lo and I are needed anymore 

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today on Shae is a dumb dumb

I broke my phone and had to buy another ne because I need it for work I’m sick af and we’re celebrating my birthday on Sunday fucking gr8

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places lo/eve bc im trash

please send me a ship and I will tell you

who’s the cuddler:

Lorenzo will cuddle your cat, your horse and your coffee table. Stop this nerd.

who makes the bed:

Probably Eve because Lorenzo is the type of person that thinks making the bed in the morning is stupid because you’re going to sleep in it again.

who wakes up first:

Lorenzo, gotta farm and stuff.

who has the weird taste in music:

I don’t even know if Lorenzo actually listens to music seriously so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

who is more protective:

LORENZO. AND YOU KNOW IT.

who sings in the shower:

One of them probably starts singing and the other one ends up joining in seconds later.

who cries during movies:

They’ve lived hell on earth but then again Lorenzo cries when he hits his toe against something, so.

who spends the most while out shopping:

Probably Eve, Lo never buys anything like the grumpy old man he is (?)

who kisses more roughly:

Lorenzo is so vanilla it hurts so Eve, hand down.

who is more dominate:

I WANT TO SAY LO….. REALLY I DO. BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH. AND IT’S DEFINITELY NOT LORENZO.

my rating of the ship from 1-10:

IMMA GIVE THOSE LOSERS A 7/10.

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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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[ He’s chilling in front of the fireplace with hot chocolate and some book he stole from Francis’ place, Bianca purring against his thigh and a box of tissues because his body doesn’t appreciate the weather change. ]

[ But at least nobody’s bothering him on this fine, fine day. ]

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kriegkind ha detto: 

who ISNT having sex on your dash, honestly

.......... THAT’S ACTUALLY VERY TRUE

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Then set those things down and give me that affection, I wouldn’t want to break something on my first day of coming back.

[/Grabby hands]

You’re an angel.

[/Kicks off his shoes and jumps on the couch, legs crossed]

I’m gonna need lots of affection too, think you can handle it?

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are people having sex on me dash

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You’re an angel.

[/Kicks off his shoes and jumps on the couch, legs crossed]

I’m gonna need lots of affection too, think you can handle it?

Oh man – alcohol, any kind of red wine p l e a s e.

[ Can you sense the despair of a man who didn’t drink any good wine in a long while. ]

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I’m sad because probably none of my followers/mutuals would get my inside jokes about saint/seiya and I want to nerd about it here too

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Oh man -- alcohol, any kind of red wine p l e a s e.

[ Can you sense the despair of a man who didn’t drink any good wine in a long while. ]

Yeah, getting away from reality for a while is good but we always gotta come back at some point.

[/Kisses her forehead and just grins]

I’m glad to be back.

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Yeah, thanks --

[ He doesn’t move an inch. ]

Let me help though. I mean I kind of imposed my presence to you, so.. yeah, that.

francisleseduisant​:

[He laughs softly, before lifting him up a little][And gently humps him] I’m sealing it- [Pause.] What.

[ Have him struggling to put his feet back on the floor and slowly break the hug. ]

I don’t want to get all serious on you right now so — uh.. for now, accept this as a legitimate answer please.

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We all gotta say goodbye to someone dear sometime during our elongated life unfortunately.

[/Pinches Peter’s tiny nose slightly, grinning]

Glad my presence alone makes you feel better then, little warrior.

[ Back in Lorenzo’s arms you go then! ]

I missed you too, boy. How are you doing? You sure look as lively as ever.

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[ Old tiny man. ]

It’s not a cultural thing, it’s just that we live forever. Might as well use that time correctly, don’t you think?

[/Snorts]

No thank you, I’d like something to drink though.

「Fair enough.   Though, a year may seem long for a vacation,   I suppose in your culture it is normal.」 [Gets up–no, his back didn’t crack] 「Are you hungry?」

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hi.