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[tales-mailbox]

[Mira was different, now. Antennae shielding her eyes to form a mask, three sets of white, feathered wings protruding out her back, and not to mention, her form seemed generally more unstable, flickering in and out of existence.]

“Tales?”

[She needed to talk to someone, anyone. She teleported around, looking for the other Watcher.]

@miras-mailbox

mira.

[tale regards her calmly, arms folded behind her back and tails dragging along the ground.]

given up on the "player" business?

[tales-mailbox]

there is always a narrative.

it seems you are having some trouble managing two of your 'friends' and their destructive tendencies, are you not?

don't worry. i'll handle them for you.

@tales-mailbox

i’m not trying to manage them. i’m just— i’m trying to help. and they’ve had enough watcher interference. you don’t need to add to it.

[tales-mailbox]

trust me. this will make for an excellent narrative.

it seems you are having some trouble managing two of your 'friends' and their destructive tendencies, are you not?

don't worry. i'll handle them for you.

@tales-mailbox

i’m not trying to manage them. i’m just— i’m trying to help. and they’ve had enough watcher interference. you don’t need to add to it.

[tales-mailbox]

farewell.

why are you trying to pretend to be a player?

is it working? it seems rather demeaning...

- @tales-mailbox

To fit in, of course!

No. Actually, it’s working with some of them, but- I get annoyed sometimes! I need to show them who’s in charge.

Mira.

[tales-mailbox]

[a faint smile.]

i shall let you know what i decide.

why are you trying to pretend to be a player?

is it working? it seems rather demeaning...

- @tales-mailbox

To fit in, of course!

No. Actually, it’s working with some of them, but- I get annoyed sometimes! I need to show them who’s in charge.

Mira.

[tales-mailbox]

i shall strongly consider it. i haven't gotten to write a good curse in a while.

why are you trying to pretend to be a player?

is it working? it seems rather demeaning...

- @tales-mailbox

To fit in, of course!

No. Actually, it’s working with some of them, but- I get annoyed sometimes! I need to show them who’s in charge.

Mira.

[tales-mailbox]

but i want a sandbox :(

no. now hush before i hush you up myself.

[tales-mailbox]

hmm. i wonder if he'd be fun to curse, for his hubris. have you seen the way he speaks of himself?

why are you trying to pretend to be a player?

is it working? it seems rather demeaning...

- @tales-mailbox

To fit in, of course!

No. Actually, it’s working with some of them, but- I get annoyed sometimes! I need to show them who’s in charge.

Mira.

[tales-mailbox]

fine then ms tale

you always talk about how much power you have and yet wont even get me a sandbox!

you are a voice from the void. i see no reason you deserve a sandbox.

[tales-mailbox]

ok mr fuck you, would you give me a sandbox to eat then?

firstly, you may refer to me as ms. tale.

secondly, no.

[tales-mailbox]

you are more real than them. you have power. they do not. of course you are in charge.

why are you trying to pretend to be a player?

is it working? it seems rather demeaning...

- @tales-mailbox

To fit in, of course!

No. Actually, it’s working with some of them, but- I get annoyed sometimes! I need to show them who’s in charge.

Mira.

[tales-mailbox]

would you say u are more or less edible than a sandbox?

...i'm almost tempted to take you seriously.

less, i suppose, as sandboxes have a physical form to consume and i no longer do.

[tales-mailbox]

call something i said stupid one more time–

[She leans forward until hands hit the "ground". Striking black and white tail is fully raised. The skunk hybrid stands in warning position.]

“Please tell me that you all are shipping me and Dave as a joke. Right? RIGHT??”

[tales-mailbox]

watch your language. i'm the one who drew it.

[She leans forward slightly, bushy tail flicking as she slips it out from between her robes.]

“Please tell me that you all are shipping me and Dave as a joke. Right? RIGHT??”

[tales-mailbox]

of course you're not players. that would be silly. and i never said you liked each other like that. simply that the comparison is there.

“Please tell me that you all are shipping me and Dave as a joke. Right? RIGHT??”

[tales-mailbox]

"idiot slash guy who has to deal with him (but loves him nevertheless)". a classic. compare the way that scar interacts with grian, down below; they were paired as soulmates for a reason.

“Please tell me that you all are shipping me and Dave as a joke. Right? RIGHT??”

[tales-mailbox]

possibly an appealing factor of your dynamic? [she hums.] like they're playing at being us.

“Please tell me that you all are shipping me and Dave as a joke. Right? RIGHT??”