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Giveaway - Support your favorite House Quidditch team!

Our friends at Once Upon a Tee have created some great new designs featuring the House Quidditch teams! Since they know our fans love to show their House Pride, the fantastic folks at Once Upon a Tee are providing us with THREE “Harry Potter” themed T-shirts for giveaway!

http://www.mugglenet.com/2015/06/giveaway-support-your-favorite-house-quidditch-team/

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wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

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Story of my life.

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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 The atmosphere in Hannibal is totally unreal.  Mads: It looks like a stage set. My office is designed like something from the 1920s with a library on the second floor. I wear outdated suits and the furniture is bizarre. The whole place yells ‘serial killer’ in your face, but this is the concept. Hannibal appeared decades ago and we know that he is a killer, a lover of classical music, probably gay. But as the story takes place before the books, the audience must understand that the cops, they do not know this. Hannibal was one of the first famous serial killers in fiction and we wanted to stay true to his character. [x]

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I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

~ George Carlin (via mr-another)

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Here’s another Weekend Giveaway for you guys!

We’ve got some shirts donated by the awesome Aplentee plus some merch from the Geek Studio store!

There will be ONE winner! 

Prize:

One Spider Web shirt from Aplentee in your size and style

Your choice of necklace from Geek Studio priced $10 or less

The Rules:

You must be following Geek Studio and Aplentee.

Each reblog is an entry so you can reblog as many times as you want. Don’t spam though. That’s mean to your followers :) Likes count as well.

Likes count.

No giveaway only blogs!

Worldwide shipping so everyone can enter.

The giveaways end on July 7th, 2014 @ 6pm EST

Check the FAQ's before asking questions :)

If you’re worried you won’t win and want to grab the shirt now head on over to Aplentee and buy it! If you use the discount code GEEKSTUDIO at the checkout you can get £1/€1/$1 off your order!

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Here’s another Weekend Giveaway for you guys!

We’ve got some shirts donated by the awesome Aplentee plus some merch from the Geek Studio store!

There will be TWO (2) winners! 

First Place:

Two Grab Bag shirts from Aplentee in your size.

Your choice of necklace from Geek Studio priced $10 or less

Second Place:

One Grab Bag shirt from Aplentee in your size.

Your choice of necklace from Geek Studio priced $10 or less

The Rules:

You must be following Geek Studio and Aplentee.

Each reblog is an entry so you can reblog as many times as you want. Don’t spam though. That’s mean to your followers :) Likes count as well.

Likes count.

No giveaway only blogs!

Worldwide shipping so everyone can enter.

The giveaways end on June 30th, 2014 @ 6pm EST

Check the FAQ's before asking questions :)

If you’re worried you won’t win and want to grab the shirt now head on over to Aplentee and buy it! If you use the discount code GEEKSTUDIO at the checkout you can get £1/€1/$1 off your order!

PLUS right now Aplentee has half price shipping so it’s the perfect time to buy the design you want from them!

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help me get my mom off my back pls

reblog this is you’re a girl or even a guy who thinks its a okay for girls to wear boxers/boxer briefs if its what they feel comfortable wearing thank you

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a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

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I started a Bad Lip Reading thing with Javert gifs

but it’s probably not going to get better than this

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June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

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^THIS, I swear to g-d this is so accurate.

Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.