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Beautiful

Cafe in Istanbul

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Always look on the sunny side of your life.

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

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Source: spoki.tI 

"I am in town for a funeral so I am coming to your wedding."

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Why didn’t you invite the groom’s first ex-girlfriend? She is such a nice person!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/05/dont-ask-brides-this-please_n_6801976.html

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"Is your fiancé good in bed?"

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"So, what's your budget?"

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“Oh! I just know who I’m going to bring as my date!” (Um. you don’t get a date, especially not the married man you are having an affair with or the flavor of the week you are trying to impress)

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“I’m not planning to wear a bra with my [strapless] bridesmaid dress. It looks fine, I swear!”

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“Why didn’t you tell me to get you an appointment with my beautician while there was still time, she could have sorted out your acne without a problem!” Sorry what?!

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“Are you sure you still fit into your dress? You know you always gain weight when you’re stressed out!”

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“Are you sure my bridesmaid dress will be tailored perfectly to suit me?”!

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"I do not want to spend money on your wedding. Why are you registering? Do you really need anything?"