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Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.

But like the image above says, this is not a good post.

That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.

Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.

Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.

The price to extend her life? $8500.

I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.

Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.

Here is the link to her gofundme.

Any amount you can donate will help tremendously. Please, help Eva.

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追鱼 by 东边云

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reblog this and you will hear great news

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I work at Starbucks and yesterday night these two big Italian men come in and order some coffees so I ask for the first guys name and he says in his thick Italian accent that it’s Mario. I’m thinking ok that’s a pretty common name for a middle aged Italian dude. But then his friend orders an when I ask his name he says its Luigi

and I can’t help it

I giggle a little to which Luigi says to his friend Mario “I told you she’d get it” and that’s the story of how I got memed on by two middle aged Italian men on Christmas eve

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Catch me… if you can.

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i fell in love 5 minutes into the movie

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Daisy Ridley - Star Wars: The Force Awakens Premiere at Leicester Square on December 16, 2015 in London.

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repeat after me: I am a fucking awesome person who has dealt with so much shit and I have made it through it all and am still cute af and smart and funny and nice and intelligent and I kick ass

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You want what you want because you know it’s possible. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t. This is powerful. Embrace it. For whatever else you believe or don’t believe, this belief alone can take you the distance.

The Universe (via gossipinq)

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My Mom Giving Me Realistic Life Goals

Mom: Why don't you read anymore

Me: I read fanfiction

Mom: Why don't you read REAL books

Me: Sorry for wanting stories with gay characters

Mom: Wait, is there really not that much LGBT friendly literature

Me: No

Mom: So what does that mean

Me: Uh . . . I should write some

Mom: Go write some gay fiction

Me: . . . .

Mom: Be the gay Shakespeare

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god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure. 

“wanna go on an adventure?” *goes to mcdonald’s for ice cream at 1am*

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Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

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How Jedis eat breakfast. (vine by Max Goodrich)

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these are not the stories we deserve but they are the ones we need right now.