hey its me, your local burden,
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Filled with cheap energy drinks
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ID: A green userbox. The image on the left is a picture of a possum with its mouth open. The text on the right reads "This user (all capitals) bites you bites you bites you." End ID
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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When your mutuals post a selfie
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Being attracted to nerds be like “god you’re so cringe. i need to go down on you NOW”
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based on that one tiktok lol [webcomic]
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday
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