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MOULIN ROUGE! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann
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“Can someone at the network just give me a number? Like, five roles? Ten roles? Maybe it is three roles, but I have to wait until after the finale? I can live with that. All I’m saying is I’ve been with the network for a solid decade, and I haven’t heard a single mention of a voucher. Meanwhile, Amazon gave me Prime Video for a whole year as soon as I signed on to Fallout. I just want to watch Chopped, goddammit.” At press time, Walton Goggins was spotted texting his sister-in-law for her login information again.
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my damaged twink survived but at what cost
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hey sam rockwell do you wanna guest star on the white lotus and give the most unhinged monologue we've had in three seasons? what about? don't even worry about that!
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Brilliant

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parker posey in the white lotus

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dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside
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reddit severance fan: I just frame by framed every episode of the show and I found out that if you go to s1e5 at 23:56 and play it backwards it sounds like mark is saying "cold harbor"
tumblr severance fan: why isn't anybody talking about how this painting on the wall of marks house is a metaphor for his repressed grief
your coworker that watched severance in its entirety: I think lumon might be up to something
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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You called me angel for the first time
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my most boomer ass take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that shit away i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.
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@colubrina popping off in the tags
and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby
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My love language is putting tumblr textposts over screenshots of my blorbo (part one)
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