tamriel-is-wild

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Got a stalker walkin' up and down the street Says he's Satan and he'd like to meet ---NDA - Billie Eilish

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when i was very new to skyrim, i consulted with the internet to try and figure out which child i should adopt. and i saw many people downloaded mods to adopt aventus aretino. now, the issue was i hadn‘t started the dark brotherhood questline yet. and so i somehow confused him with proventus avenicci. so i thought there was a large group of people who decided to adopt the steward of whiterun

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Some highlights from Cicero’s wiki page bc I’m obsessed with him ❤️

Your honor, I’m in love with him

IM SO……..

THIS IS FLIRTING, RIGHT? HE’S FLIRTING WITH THE LISTENER????

Also bonus:

This was in the “bugs” section but it’s totally on-brand for him ❤️

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Wombo Art, created by an A.I: Daedra Edition

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disregarding all canon lore for the perfect fantasy where the ghosts of gallus, karliah, brynjolf and the dragonborn hunt mercer's ghost for sport around the sepulcher

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[Who will speak for her?]

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We are, more than anything, a union of like-minded individuals. We are family, with bonds forged in blood and death.

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Skyrim characters as Spongebob quotes

Serena: “Might as well sleep for 100 years or so.”

Vex: “Hello, you’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.”

Brynjolf: “A five letter word for happiness. Money.”

Cicero: “And what could be better than serving up smiles?”

Astrid: “Being dead, or anything else.”

Lydia: “Another day, another migraine.”

Hadvar: “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

Ralof: “Don’t say anything, remember your karma.”

Vilkas: “I hate all of you.”

Farkas: “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”

Nazir: “Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?”

Dragonborn: “I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.”

Alduin: “why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong.”

Dragonborn again: “Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.”

Tullius: “People talk loud when they wanna act smart right?”

Ulfric: “CORRECT.”

The graybeards: “you just can’t wait for me to die can you?”

Dragonborn for the third time: “Just do what I do when I have problems, SCREAM!!!”

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i got elder scrolls nostalgia and wanted to draw sheogorath (and haskill), so i drew sheogorath (and haskill)

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Reblog if the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

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SINCE NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE HEARD THIS, AND I DON’T WANT TO DEPRIVE ANYONE…

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Lucien Lachance is like “So you prefer silence?  So do I” and then proceeds to go on a very non-silent rant about Sithis and the Night Mother.

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Magazine Spreads

Favourite Male Characters // TES IV: Oblivion

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from “such a good and faithful hound” to “that insufferable pup”

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if uriel septim had the dream about his death like… weeks before his death, and just as he agonises the blades in the oblivion tutorial by saying he’s going to die, he spent those few weeks similarly agonising the blades with his conviction that he can’t die, because he hasn’t seen the right face yet

—–

uriel: you know what blades dismissed

blades: but sire -

uriel: blades dismissed

uriel: i’ll be fine i have a sword

—–

uriel: i wonder what raw chicken tastes like

blades: siRE NO

—–

uriel: i would like to challenge the grand champion of the arena

blades: sire you’re eighty-seven

uriel: exactly, i have more life experience than him

—–

uriel: *painstakingly checking the face of everyone in the vicinity*

uriel: all seems to be in order

uriel: *adjusts parachute and jumps off cliff*

baurus: *running up the cliff* ssiiiiiIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE

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Ah yes. Me. My wife. And her ancient dragon teacher.

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"Some people don't think I'm smart. Those people get my fist. But you, I like."