Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"
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idk if i need sex or drugs or death
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recipe for mud:
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sorry i’ve been catfishing you guys I actually look like this:
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Black Lotus is more expensive than my kidney
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pros of pregnancy: you get to grow a whole bunch of rad new bones
cons of pregnancy: you don’t get to keep the bones
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Tumblr rn
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A moth sees a firefly for the first time. They fall in love.
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don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake
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