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lol I am in such a stressed-out blind rage today from insurance bullshit that I wrote up a glossary of health insurance terms (things like deductibles, premiums, and copays) because all the free guides online are unnecessarily complicated and the only way you can squeeze a dime out of these bullshit companies is to understand their overly-complicated policies. give em hell

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 Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates)

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Scared or silly, by God we will do it together.

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by Comicname

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

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got tagged by @kinkstone

relationship status: single and pining after fictional characters as usual -peace sign-

favorite colors: purple, black, lots of others XD

song stuck in my head: the stupes got me

https://open.spotify.com/track/4dM1HXfY2mwZ1kDts6L5v3?si=4c3f03740988407d

last song i listened to: ok... its this for reasons, only one person will know those reasons and im keeping it that way XD

https://open.spotify.com/track/5Z2nJJmGkGXYChfoAy0KMV?si=1de6582e7c06447f

dream trip: idk, probably the beach, or going to one of many weekend larp events

last thing i googled: “how many episodes does one piece have” OH LOL

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You didn't think you'd get through today, did you?

Well, you did - I'm proud of you!

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concept midna rules

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i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is loosing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

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reblog this to hug me

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Unicorns across the world

Whew, finally this is done! Different types of unicorns! I like different interpretations of mythological creatures, so I made a bunch of them at once. They're based on real animals, but I tried to design them a bit more otherworldly.