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what the fuck do you mean iit ta2te2 awful??

2iince you can ta2te color2 or whatever the fuck doe2 2hiit liike food ta2te extra 2trong??

FOOD 1S 4 Y3S, BUT YOUR COLOR T4ST3S 4WFUL DUD3

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driied 2eaweed ii2 beyond the wor2t food out there. liike how ii2 that 2hiit con2idered ediible?? iit get2 2tuck iin your fang2 and ta2te2 like youre eatiing badly 2ea2oned paper. iit’2 di2gu2tiing, ii’d liike two talk two the CEO of whoever the fuck ii2 makiing thii2 near iinediible food. 

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favorite gemstone?

ciitriine or topaz.

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don't let iit get two your comiically biig head.

i’vve decided to spiff up this blog a bit an redo my introduction to you

i’m eridan ampora i’m nine swweeps old and im from alternia and noww reside on earth c

most a you knoww me as my former role of the prince a hope in my sgrub session

i am quite literally royalty though it’s not just in my classpect im a vvioletblood and for you hornless goons that means i havve next to the rarest most respected and most vvital blood of my race

i KNOWW it’s ridiculous to be makin tumblr blogs nowwadays but it’s been ovver a year a me doin this one noww and i’m goin to fuckin owwn it

cheers

eridan

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ii am iin awe of how you managed two make your “2piiffed up” iintro po2t even more pompou2 and baffliing than the fiir2t. you don’t even have the rare2t blood eiither?? iit’2 fuckiing 2iide 2pliittiing how riidiiculou2 thii2 ii2. 

i’vve decided to spiff up this blog a bit an redo my introduction to you

i’m eridan ampora i’m nine swweeps old and im from alternia and noww reside on earth c

most a you knoww me as my former role of the prince a hope in my sgrub session

i am quite literally royalty though it’s not just in my classpect im a vvioletblood and for you hornless goons that means i havve next to the rarest most respected and most vvital blood of my race

i KNOWW it’s ridiculous to be makin tumblr blogs nowwadays but it’s been ovver a year a me doin this one noww and i’m goin to fuckin owwn it

cheers

eridan

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what song is in that brain of urs

suburban 2ociiopath.

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fav ice cream flavor???

neopoliitan.

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mayonnaise opinions

whoever made iit commiitted a war criime.

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answer questions better........ ok heres another one. do u have a favorite scent of hand soap

ii liike lemon hand 2oap.

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mean to me!!!!! ok. i will ask questions. is there anything everyone seems to hate but u like?? what about the other way around

null poiint ii hate everyone.

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WHY ITS SO CUTE. ok here is one with closed eyes

plea2e take your mon2ter plu2h freak creature2 2omwhere el2e.

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I MEANT A PICTURE. say hello

that ii2 the mo2t horriifyiing thiing ii have 2een iin my entiire liifetiime2. the eye2 are fuckiing hauntiing.

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im going to send u squish mallow

ii am not goiing two giive you my hiive addre22.

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do u like squishmallow

what the fuck ii2 a 2quii2hmallow?? ii2 iit ediible????

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thii2 app ii2 2o fuckiing 2twopiid that iit actwoally amaze2 me. ii phy2iically cannot contaiin the 2heer dii2gu2t ii have of my2elf four even openiing the web page, much le22 make a blog. iit'2 tiime2 liike thii2 that ii really beliieve there ii2 a criitiical fuckiing flaw iin my la2er riiddled thiink pan. liike, diid ii fuckiing fry my2elf the la2t tiime ii u2ed my p2iioniic2?? becau2e thii2 ii2 paiin2takiingly braiin dead of me.

whatever. the 2hame of me even wriitiing thii2 ii2 beiing pu2hed two the other 2iide of my 2hiitty hiive, locked iin a fuckiing box full of everythiing ii have ever done. 2aiid fuckiing box can barely be contaiined at thii2 poiint, 2hiit2 ju2t beggiing two blow up everywhere. the explo2iion would be heard miile2 away. but iit'2 not liike ii giive two fuck2 about thii2 box full of anguii2h and regret, much le22 one fuck. ii'm pu2hiing all the 2hame iin the box and to22iing iit out of the 2econd 2twory wiindow.

fuck. where wa2 ii?

okay. ii'm 2ollux captor, ii made thii2 blog iin a 2evere lap2e of judgement, a2k me anythiing.

a2 long a2 iit ii2n't iidiiotiic.