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UK entering with a song called "I wrote a song"
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Pianobaiting: taking a piano to the Eurovision stage and not burning it.
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i used your country’s entry to pee (derogatory)
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eurovision is nothing without eastern europe
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croatian guys said "fuck it, we're going on putin's kill list" and i respect that
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“The song is called Blood and Glitter. Two things that are very hard to get out of carpet”
–Graham Norton
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Ah. There's the annual pagan human sacrifice rave
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Eurovision fans whenever they see a piano onstage:

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when everyone in the squad kinda unhinged but you’re all having a great time
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Me: wow more countries should perform in their native language
France: Bonjo-
Me: no not you
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